Somebody fall through your ceiling and your first instinct is to take a picture and tweet about it
Imagine you cooking breakfast and some brehito Super Dave Osborne’s through your gotdamn roof
You not going to be talking “ Are you okay” bullshyt
No, you gon be 32 hot and taking film just like sis who is going to have to not only deal with her bullshyt ass leasing office
But her insurance was damn sure going to try to find a loophole not to pay her
Or ask “How could this be avoided”
Then start worrying about “Where are you going to reside” while repairs happen
Some of you nikkas try way too hard and show you have no experience in the real world