Tell us about that time some good p*ssy ghosted you or a chick you wanted

[Harry Sax]

Be me in college 10 pm messaging this chick
She say she in town for the night leaving the next day. Ask if she wants to hang out. She says yeah she wants to come over and chill with ya boy. I'm like aight bet and that she'll let me know the time cuz she wit her friends rn. Stay up til 1 am waiting. Consider the mission dead and fall asleep. Wake up at 9 am to a missed message at 2 am asking if I'm ready for her to come over

keep in mind this was a curly haired thick joint that went to Stanford

Fumbled heavy

Edit: I misread the thread title. She ain't ghost me. I just slept through the text

This that hurt

 

[Harry Sax]

I fumbled this bad bad bad joint. The type of chick that men and women stare like wtf who is she. The type of joint you say ‘Aight let me seed her up asap’

Well, I was goin on that route. I moved this chick in breh. But still had chicks on the side that I was just texting here n there. She got suspicious and asked to see my phone. I’m thinking ok I deleted all my shyt im good , here Never let a woman see your phone brehs

She scrolled back like a month and saw me talking about her to a homegirl. Saying CRAZY shyt like ‘damn, idk she bad but she don’t work’….’idk breh, is she just a trophy wife?’. A lot way worse…She was reading all this out loud She storms out the house on some some movie shyt.

What makes it worse is she didn’t block me. I hit her on WhatsApp and can see she read messages she just never reply. Never heard from her again…but I peep her IG and she still bad af

What’s her ig

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

My pawg squirter ,

my gf at the time posted herself on my snap, my pawg side ting saw it before I deleted it and it wasn't the same from then. Good p*ssy that squirted and she only called me when her kid was away. Never spent a dime on her just went round and gave her what she needed then left.

 

[Braman]

What’s her ig

 

[patscorpio]

shyt i have too many stories of where i fumbled lol..i need to think a little on the one that was the most egregious

 

[LoMax30]

Back in my early 20's, one day I get on the train and there's this baaaad Spanish chick sitting across from me. Librarian glasses, curly hair, thick. Looked like she could've been an extra in a Big Pun or Beatnuts video

I take mental note but go about my business and I start reading a magazine. The car was mostly empty except for us and maybe five other passengers.

A few minutes later she's like "excuse me, what's that magazine you're reading?" I'm like "oh, it's just XYZ." My mind starts working and I start chatting her up. Turns out she's going to school part time but also works at a Dominican hair salon. I remember asking her what she does for fun and she's like "not much, I'm a homebody. I like to read."

I asked for her number and she gave it to me straight away no hesitation. A few days later I called, no answer, left a message. No response. Sent a text, no response. Gave up after that but I was

 

[-DMP-]

I have a few of these stories. I use to think it was always my fault but as you play the game more you just realize you never know what ppl got going on or what’s going through they head.

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

I was fukking a jewish Python programmer in DC with some dynamite box but her personality itself was pretty annoying. One night after fukking I refused to pay the $5 for her to get her car out of the garage of my apartment. shyt happens.

She also almost had me had to shoot it out with MS-13 members who were catcalling her and she liked the attention. So fukk her.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Thread is about to be much much quieter than the other one

Not cause we ain't got stories. It's cause the stories hurt.

 

[old pig]

cute little freak I was fukking with…she was gonna come thru with a friend who wanted to meet me…I had seen her (the friend) at my shop before and we talked about music but I never hollered at her like that…so I knew she looked good but I didn’t know they were good friends like that…had no idea what I’d be getting into but I was excited…that night they didn’t show up and I never heard from her…wouldn’t answer my calls—nothing…seen her a couple years later when we were both interviewing at the same school…and you would’ve never known we hadn’t kept in touch bcuz we got along well and was talking for a solid minute…tried to link up with her but she shut me down…the only thing I can think of is maybe she was low key jealous of her friend (friend was thick AF…but she was cute but real skinny) but then why would she suggest bringing her to my house? shyt was weird

 

[old pig]

I still haven't forgiven my homie for this shyt

There I was, getting ready to cavort with this thick fine af cubana
I was at her crib and she was showing off her tan lines
teasing like pulling her jeans down a little, black lace panty peekin out

I told myself "self, it's only a matter of time. Stay cool."
So we're flirting and shyt, complimenting her tan line
Suddenly my phone rings and it's my homie
It's damm near 3 AM, why did I answer?
I can't call it. To this day I smack myself.

-Yo
-Yo man, I'm fukked up. I'm in South Beach and my shyt got towed.
-Damm son
-Yeah man, can you do me a solid and scoop me up?
-You can't call a cab? (This was pre-Uber days)
-Cab from here to Kendall is gonna run me damm near a c-note. Come on man, don't leave me hanging

I look at the Cubana laying there on her bed

Start doing mental math

Drive from Hialeah Gardens to the beach
beach to Kendall
Kendall to the Gardens

Even with no traffic, I was looking at well over an hour on the road.
I tell homegirl what the deal is, she's sympathetic and encourages me to stick to bro code
Me: Wait up, I'll BRB
Her: bet!

I leave, scoop this a$$hole up, drop him off, call cubanita back
No answer
Call again
Still no answer

I went home with my dikk in my hand
Never heard from her again

I usually keep my phone off…worst news I can receive is someone being dead…but they still gonna be dead a few hours later if I don’t take the call

 

[old pig]

I have two that have been ghosting me
off and on for the last 15 years.

1# Nae.

Tall model-esque Rihanna looking bi chick
that wants to fukk,suck,smoke weed and
bring women around to split with me.

Nae is a super freak that's madly in love
with me every 5 years for 3 months and
then she's gone......


2# Randa.

gorgeous short but super thick tender with a fat
ass,a flat stomach with the creamiest
p*ssy i've ever been blessed enough to soak
my dikk off in.
She's a multi orgasmic cum freak that will
let me fukk her till she blacks out.
she fukk me heavy for 4 months and
then just vanish for 3 years.

they are my boomerangs.

lmao I like the term “boomerang”…I have a chic I been fukking off and on going on 17 years now…we both have initiated/taken extensive breaks from each other for various reasons…the longest about 2 years…but one of us always manages to reach back out after a while…really good friend too

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Shaneka Surrrell nickname lady bug

Ran track met her at Texas relays lived in dallas

She gave me the keys and I went on a world tour and wrecked it

Had a room at crowne plaza

Woke up next day with cookies and cream Hershey and a card with a smiling face xoxo


She one nighTed me

 

[AceMan]

- Had this chick I had my eye on for years. Light Brown skin, big smile, nice ass/t*ts/shape, and girl next door look. Good girl. She just had a bf forever though...3 years ago, he broke up with her randomly, and with a sleazo move, got engaged to some other chick 3 months later. They were together for 6 years. I hit her up through fb and we started talking. She planned a trip to see me in DC and when she came, as soon as things turned sexual, things turned left.

Chick said she felt like she was cheating on her ex because he knew I liked her while they were together and told her to watch owt for me. She cried the rest of the trip...smh. And she didn't want to date/talk after she got home. So much wasted potential with her...

To add a lil bit more to this. Things were actually sexual before she came to DC. We would sext, she would send nudes, have phone sex, all that. Also, she had the tightest snatch I’ve ever had.

Ended up finding out later she had a new CAC boyfriend and prolly felt guilty about messing around with me while being with him. Confronted her abowt it and she blocked my number.

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Yeah, Sweet p*ssy Brenda
she a dime, face a 10, body a 10, G-cup titties with the veins poppin out. Beautiful dark skin but had light brown eyes like honey, with a little green in the middle. She's a friend of mine but I never wanted to shoot my shot because she's my ex's friend.

So one day she hits me up saying she's bored asking what I'm doing. I told her I'm chillin at home watching a movie and she said she wanted to come over and watch it with me


I fukked the mario coins out that bytch. She must not have had sex in a while cause she was cumming back to back in every position. She let me record, too. Best sex I ever had. Her p*ssy felt like a mouth sucking on my dikk as hard as possible

We fukked for 2 hours and then she went to sleep. Cooked breakfast for me in the morning


Afterward she went ghost. No replies to messages. If I saw her out somewhere she would keep looking at me and then look away when I caught her looking.

After a month of her ignoring me I asked her what's up. She says she's still in love with her ex and she wants to behave herself and "be a good girl" until he reaches out to her. He broke up with her like 6 months ago and ghosted her.

So I'm like whatever cause I got other hoes. But they couldn't fukk like her


Another month goes by and she calls me crying saying she just found out her ex got some other chick pregnant and that chick is 9 months pregnant.

It's a cold world.

It's crazy that some dude had this chick and just tossed her aside. But there's probably some issue she has that I don't know about