I've fumbled dozens of women
I can think of three times it happened. Oddly enough, they were all coworkers (different jobs)
One, I really wanted, the other two were like, whatever
The one I was feeling, it was three of us in the breakroom
I was talking to another chick who I could tell liked me
I don't remember the conversation but the one I wanted chimed in
"You can get it, all you gotta do is ask"
right in front the other broad, I was like, fukk!

I guess I didn't strike when the iron was hot
I tried to revisit that convo, weeks later, she wasn't biting
Another time, I was still living with my folks
and they went on vacay
This one cheeseburger away coworker with big titties was like you got the crib to yourself, Imma fall through
I was like, bet
I cleaned the crib,
manscaped the nuts everything.
Waited up half the night, she ghosted me

I wasn't really mad cause I didn't feel her like that
but I would have smashed (ginormous titties HELLO)
bytch wasted my time