Terry Crews out here stoogin for Amazon now

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100% of The Coli would take the stoogin check if offered by Amazon and they'd be lying if they said otherwise. That's why I'm not going to crack jokes about Crews in this instance especially considering that I'm waiting on packages now from Amazon.

Not 100% but a good majority
 

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If Amazon had a diverse marketing team they could have figured out a way to incorporate Julius from everybody hates Chris into this commercial. Amazon would definitely be a job Julius would do and you could have sold that.
 

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100% of The Coli would take the stoogin check if offered by Amazon and they'd be lying if they said otherwise. That's why I'm not going to crack jokes about Crews in this instance especially considering that I'm waiting on packages now from Amazon.
Your comparison falls flat for the simple reason that Terry crews is already a millionaire and doesn't have to do this.

Of course the average person would at least consider doing this for a big payday, but he's already rich several times over. He's straight up standing in the way of people agitating for better treatment.
 

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Your comparison falls flat for the simple reason that Terry crews is already a millionaire and doesn't have to do this.

Of course the average person would at least consider doing this for a big payday, but he's already rich several times over. He's straight up standing in the way of people agitating for better treatment.

Celebrities have a price as well and you'd be lying if you said otherwise :comeon:

Also saying that he's a millionaire is an assumption as well as the majority of celebrities don't have it like that contrary to popular opinion.
 

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I need to start a brand of tap shoes, so I can hire this goofy nikka to be my spokesman
 

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White folks love big muscular black dudes that are softer than toilet paper. Terry mastered the art of making them feel safe. It’s thrilling for them
 

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I don't see anything wrong with this.

Breh can't get paid getting endorsed by Amazon? I don't even shop at Amazon, how many of y'all do though? :mjpls:

Amazon pays better than most warehouse jobs I've worked at. Plus they have air conditioning for the summer months.
 

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White folks love big muscular black dudes that are softer than toilet paper. Terry mastered the art of making them feel safe. It’s thrilling for them
You don't know Terry Crews if you think he's soft.

he can turn that shyt on and off like a switch. Have you seen him around bodybuilder dudes or in roles where he has to play a tough guy?

He played a good representation of a father in Everybody Hates Chris
 
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