TFP: Relationship Advice from a Real Woman

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Turbulent said:
a few things. i wouldn't ask a girl for advice on how to eat p*ssy (or how to fukk for that matter).

second, yes, i would rather ask advice on how to deal with women to other men for the reasons i explained. even in your post you talk about "what feels good" to women as if that was our main goal. the goal is to get your chick to cooperate. subconsciously, women will put the focus on what the woman in question wants instead of on what the guy wants and what's the most efficient way to get there.
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that was just an example breh. of course it can depend on what you are asking but when it comes to a lot of things going to the sources makes the best sense.
 
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:lupe: how do i convince my baby-fever wife to wait another year before we start trying?
 
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She would respond to your texts if you talked to woman who was interested in the first place :ufdup:. When you approach random woman who showed no interest expect random results
 
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Teedot said:
that was just an example breh. of course it can depend on what you are asking but when it comes to a lot of things going to the sources makes the best sense.
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Turbulent said:
a wise fisherman would never ask fish for advice on how to catch fish. Even if the fish has good intentions it'll tell you "Us fish, we like to eat worms. but don't use a hook, it hurts us. No fish likes hooks. If you take a can of worms and sprinkle it around the area where you're fishing, you'll attract a lot of fish. you'll see all the fish swim around your boat." The fish will tell you what it likes and figures that by doing what fish likes, you will get more fish. The problem is that while fish will swim around your boat, they won't jump on it. they'll just eat the worms, get fat and dip.

Instead, ask advice from a more seasoned fisherman. he'll tell you to just put a worm on a hook, thrown the line in the water, stay calm, relaxed, and let the fish that chooses to get the worm bite on it's own. once it bites, you pull swiftly. you're not even anxious about catching Sure you might not be well liked amongst the fish. but you're catching and eating. Fish will only try to sell you it's own benefit even when well intentioned. because it only sees it's own perspective of fishing.
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Asking a woman for advice about women? :russ:

A woman will give you advice based on what the Disney fairy tale response should be, not the real shyt you gonna get like if you ask a bruh. They gonna tell you what they would like to happen, not what actually works.

Honestly you shouldnt ask a woman for advice about shyt unless it involves a baby or food. Dead serious.
 
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I was on the phone with some girl I smashed twice last year. I was negging her (just for fun) and ended with "don't worry you'll find a man someday"

She responded with "thanks, I trust you"



She's pretty much side chick status, friend zoned. So I don't really care about the outcome. Just this comment had me:mindblown:

Can you look into your crystal ball for the meaning to this?
 
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:russ: @ nobody asking for advice in this threat. since it's already well established that woman are the woat at giving advice on woman, i'm going to ask a question for entertainment purposes and see if the answer matches my own assessment:

this girl started pursuing me over two years ago. she started out subtle but when i didn't bite she put some effort into getting my attention. always talking to me when she had the chance and even going as far as buying me little things here and there. i thought she was really feeling me, because of her effort and because i could tell my presence made her nervous. but the moment i took the bait she started acting funny. sometimes she was all over me, sometimes she avoided me completely or she would tell me about other guys she was seeing. when she tried feeding me crap about "doubts" when i put her on the spot about her funny ways i told her :camby:.
i didn't speak to her for over a year, but started running into her again, because we work in the same field and because we have mutual friends. when i see her, she gives me extra long hugs, and keeps touching me when we talk. i'm polite but distant, and she hates it. what really bugs her is that every time she asks me how i'm doing she get's the same reply "excellent, thank you for asking, how are you?" :troll:every time i run into her, she manages to mention three things: that i told her we weren't friends, that i deleted her from facebook, and that i never contact her. what she dioesn't mention is that she invited me to three parties already and i never went. at some point she also wrote me an email about how she knew i considered her way of not responding to emails or texts a lack of respect and that she made it a resolution to do better, even though i never text her and only send her work related mails.

now, whats up with that and what should i do?

a) she regrets giving me the run around. smash and dash to teach her a lesson.
b) she realized how much she missed me when i stopped talking to her. give her another chance
c) she's an attention whore and can't deal with rejection. keep her in the bushes
 
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karim said:
:russ: @ nobody asking for advice in this threat. since it's already well established that woman are the woat at giving advice on woman, i'm going to ask a question for entertainment purposes and see if the answer matches my own assessment:

this girl started pursuing me over two years ago. she started out subtle but when i didn't bite she put some effort into getting my attention. always talking to me when she had the chance and even going as far as buying me little things here and there. i thought she was really feeling me, because of her effort and because i could tell my presence made her nervous. but the moment i took the bait she started acting funny. sometimes she was all over me, sometimes she avoided me completely or she would tell me about other guys she was seeing. when she tried feeding me crap about "doubts" when i put her on the spot about her funny ways i told her :camby:.
i didn't speak to her for over a year, but started running into her again, because we work in the same field and because we have mutual friends. when i see her, she gives me extra long hugs, and keeps touching me when we talk. i'm polite but distant, and she hates it. what really bugs her is that every time she asks me how i'm doing she get's the same reply "excellent, thank you for asking, how are you?" :troll:every time i run into her, she manages to mention three things: that i told her we weren't friends, that i deleted her from facebook, and that i never contact her. what she dioesn't mention is that she invited me to three parties already and i never went. at some point she also wrote me an email about how she knew i considered her way of not responding to emails or texts a lack of respect and that she made it a resolution to do better, even though i never text her and only send her work related mails.

now, whats up with that and what should i do?

a) she regrets giving me the run around. smash and dash to teach her a lesson.
b) she realized how much she missed me when i stopped talking to her. give her another chance
c) she's an attention whore and can't deal with rejection. keep her in the bushes
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Y'all long winded posts ass nikkas need to be purged from planet earth.
 
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