Thanksgiving pet peeves

[Paradise]

Look, you know how hard oatmeal is to get out of a pot when its been allowed to dry?

Why does my family insist on not taking the 30 or so seconds to wipe it out when its still fresh and easy to clean?

And im talking fukking non-stick pans. Literally one paper towel swipe and the pot is spotless.

Bowl of ramen? Oh, great, someone ate the noodles and let a tepid pool of chemical broth in the bowl instead of rinsing it out. Same with leaving milk sitting in a bowl long after eating the cereal.

Oh, dont get me started on me washing the dishes, and after im done, people take that as the go-ahead to dump the numerous dishes they had pile up in their rooms into the sink. And again, im the only dude in the house. Why am i always the one taking out the bathroom trash when the only thing its full of is paper towels covered in makeup,cotton balls, and used feminine pads. Or knowing exactly who is on their period because they recently left the bathroom and i had the good fortune of seeing blood on the toilet seat

Im sorry, even when yall clean, and by yall i mean women, yall nasty.


#inherently. I worked retail long enough to know that while i hate how the mens bathroom smells, the look and feel of the womens restroom is toxic. #inherently.

Yeah that's gross... But not all women are disgusting.

 

[At30wecashout]

Yeah that's gross... But not all women are disgusting.

I said inherently

If we are locked in a room with a light, a bit of food, and a gallon of water for each of us every day, with no clothes, at the end of that month, the blood and other secretions on the white walls and floor wont be mine

Women are a petri dish of "ew" that is superseded by man's desire to give her the D. Also, if im depressed for 30 days, im consistent. I wont suddenly have a week where im mad/sad at everything.


What would we do without yall, though

 

[Paradise]

I said inherently

If we are looked in a room with a light, a bit of food, and a gallon of water for each of us every day, with no clothes, at the end of that month, the blood and other secretions on the white walls and floor wont be mine

Women are a petri dish of "ew" that is superseded by man's desire to give her the D. Also, if im depressed for 30 days, im consistent. I wont suddenly have a week where im mad/sad at everything.


What would we do without yall, though

Poor 30!!!

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Ok Mr against the grain

 

[Chef]

Gossip. My female relatives live on social media and constantly fukking gossip and give no fukks about airing my shyt out on the table. My mom hits me with while I'm at end of the table with the face. I don't fukk with my extended family at all. I value my friends over them more. One of my cousins stayed for a week and order $200 of porn and left me to take the fall. Another cousin barely talks to me but asked me to pay her phone bill and I blacked out on her.