That church hustle something serious :banderas:

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Saw this on tv this morning. Do you wanna be blessed? :blessed:Send us $300 and we'll holla at God for ya :mjgrin:
 

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That Prosperity Gospel hustle.:whew:


Back when I was a teen and you'd have these public access cats hit the tube well after midnight in America, I'd be watching shyt, drinking malt liquor and laughing my ass off at these fools hawking all sorts of bullshyt while repeating the number every 10 minutes. What's sadder is when the folk that 'invest' in this sort of shyt finally realize they ain't getting they money back and that Cancer getting worse...:upsetfavre: But hey, to each his own.[/spoiler]
 

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This is why only Jesus can save you :russ:

Jesus never sinned :lolbron:
Jesus showed up to a party and made that shyt lit:mjlol:
Rose outta the grave and approached Mary madalane like nothing happened :wow:
 
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Yeah because all of the millions of churches are on tv begging for money.

Compare televangelist preachers who are not even 0.0000001 percent of preachers

Why would any holy man drive a Benz and live in a big house?

If any of them were righteous they would do what Jesus said do.
 

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Yeah because all of the millions of churches are on tv begging for money.

Compare televangelist preachers who are not even 0.0000001 percent of preachers
I agree that all churches ain't out here just trying to turn a profit. Some churches are legitimately out here trying to help people in this world and the next. shyt in the OP is evil in my opinion tho
 
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