The 2019 MLB Random Thoughts Thread

[god shamgod]

Fractured rib will heal by fall when we really need him.

Round Rock Astros Express about to sweep the shyt out the Cubbies

games continue to only matter to this guy when the astros are winning

See you in September when the games matter Minny fans

:jordanlaff:

 

[Mike_Pipeson]

It's everywhere now. Chandler Rome and Brian McTaggart posted it. It happen yesterday morning. Luhnow told him not to get into details.

Me and you might as well just off the t*ts cuz any other players get hurt they might call us up
Crazy how we still in the top three tho...
Hopefully the rest of the league knows we cheat code status if our starters come back and stay healthy

 

[THASTUNNA]

Any chance Alvarez gets called up with u missing two bats now?

They waiting for the super two cut off. Myles Straw got called up

 

[THASTUNNA]

Me and you might as well just off the t*ts cuz any other players get hurt they might call us up
Crazy how we still in the top three tho...
Hopefully the rest of the league knows we cheat code status if our starters come back and stay healthy

HEB curse

 

[Mike_Pipeson]

HEB curse

Fux Scott

 

[TrillaMonsoon]

Derek Deitrich is such an a$$hole and having a hilarious but pretty great season so far. H'es such a meathead he might could be the Gronk of the MLB if the league cared to highlight some of these characters.

 

[FaTaL]

Derek Deitrich is such an a$$hole and having a hilarious but pretty great season so far. H'es such a meathead he might could be the Gronk of the MLB if the league cared to highlight some of these characters.

Can anybody explain to me where this guy came from? I keep hearing he’s a utility backup player but he got real pop

 

[VegetasHairline]

This is the random thoughts thread, not the Houston Astros season thread.

 

[TrillaMonsoon]

Can anybody explain to me where this guy came from? I keep hearing he’s a utility backup player but he got real pop

He was on the Marlins the past 3-4 years or so. Marlins park kills hitters which makes it even more impressive what Ozuna, Yelich and Stanton did there. He just swings for the fences but when he makes contact he hits them a long way. This season he has 30 hits, 2 double, 1 triple and 17 HR's

 

[3rd Koast Kang]

This is the random thoughts thread, not the Houston Astros season thread.

 

[Mike_Pipeson]

This is the random thoughts thread, not the Houston Astros season thread.

 

[Mike_Pipeson]

Might as well be

 

[god shamgod]

Ben Zobrist might retire(divorce/personal):goatcry:

 

[FaTaL]

@THASTUNNA

Must of had some fat person walking on him

 

[THASTUNNA]

This is the random thoughts thread, not the Houston Astros season thread.

@FaTaL daniella Mexican. She probably put a frying pan to that fool