the 5 world wildest waterslides

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Insano
Beach Park Brazil

14 Stories high

The tallest in the world
 

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Scorpion Tail

Noah Ark Family Park, Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin





It might not be as tall as Insano, but the ten-story high Scorpion's Tail at the popular Noah's Ark Water park in Wisconsin is equally gut-wrenching. Why? Because it's essentially one giant, water-slick loop. It's not quite vertical, though considering you'll be hurtling through it at about 50 feet per second, that's probably a good thing.

But Scorpion's Tail packs an even nastier surprise for those willing to brave its sting: a freefall drop to get you started. Rather than gently pushing themselves off, riders stand in a capsule for a few seconds until the ground abruptly gives way. Suddenly, that loop makes more sense, as it's the only thing slowing you down from the 2.5 gs of gravitational force driving you through the spray. Yikes.
 
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I just realized I aint NEVER been to a water park in my life. I remember in the 90s all my fams and ppls would say those places were a death trap just they didtn have to take us. Are them shyts fun?
 

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I just realized I aint NEVER been to a water park in my life. I remember in the 90s all my fams and ppls would say those places were a death trap just they didtn have to take us. Are them shyts fun?

Yeah but the lines are extremely long
 

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Leap of Faith

It can't be easy coming up with new and interesting ways to freak out water slide victims riders, so we're doling out a few bonus points to the minds behind the Leap of Faith. Located at the massive Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas, the slide starts at the top of a faux Mayan temple and sends riders down a steep, 60-foot drop. But forget about just coasting into a pool, because first you'll cruise through a lagoon aquarium brimming with a variety of large, toothy sharks. You'll get a good view, too, since the only thing separating you from the predators is a clear acrylic tube.

Terrifying? A little, though worse than that is what happens when a shark finds a way to leap out of the lagoon and onto the slide. Yes, that actually happened.
 

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Kids be pissing and shytting in the water. My boy saw a tampon floating in that bytch one time:huhldup:
 

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the one with the sharks sounds too :krs:

honestly the only one i would try is the one where the trap door opens up without warning.
 

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damn i was just at the amusement park today too.. fiendin to hit the water park area but that shyts still closed off :sadbron:
 

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Place sounded like piff

The staff's indifference to many of the park's own rules led to a similarly lawless culture among riders, who generally liked the high level of control they had over their experience and felt that any accidents were the fault of the victims. A state official lamented that many waterslide accidents were caused by the victims themselves, who, in blatant violation of an explicitly posted rule, would often discard their mats midway down the slide and wait at a turn for their friends so they could go down together.

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Since many rides routed their lines so that those waiting could see every previous rider, many played to the audience with risky and bawdy behavior when it did finally come to be their turn. The Tarzan Swing in particular was known for outbursts of foul language (not always planned) and exhibitionism as people jumped off the swing in full view of the whole line behind them.[11]
 

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I did that shyt in the Bahamas and the jawn at Blizzard Beach in Orlando

NEVER AGAIN
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