The "any ya'll fuk escorts?" Thread in jbo is hilarious

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I have never smashed an escort, but my mentality would be lovemaking. I would arrive in a suit. When she opens the door, I would have a gucci purse as a gift for her containing the $500 for her time, 2 candles, a lighter, and a bluetooth speaker.

Lots of kissing, caressing, and whispering in each other's ears.

I be damned if I pay $500 and all we do is fukk. That averages out to $15k a month. We soulmates, bytch.


:dead: My nikka buckeye in that bytch putting in work, like he love her
 

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Whats the procedure to inquire these services?

been eyeing this one shorty and i think shes worth the risk.
 

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Whats the procedure to inquire these services?

been eyeing this one shorty and i think shes worth the risk.
I wouldn't even take the risk

Either it becomes a short/long term addiction or you end up developing relationships with hoes outside of thier work.
 

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I have never smashed an escort, but my mentality would be lovemaking. I would arrive in a suit. When she opens the door, I would have a gucci purse as a gift for her containing the $500 for her time, 2 candles, a lighter, and a bluetooth speaker.

Lots of kissing, caressing, and whispering in each other's ears.

I be damned if I pay $500 and all we do is fukk. That averages out to $15k a month. We soulmates, bytch.
:russ:
 

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In 2018 men paid for p*ssy of backpages

2020 men pay to view pics on only fans


Crazy how things changed in 2 years
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Damn you coviiiiiiiiiiiid!!!!!!!!

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