The Book of Phillip Brooks

[MenacingMonk]

Humiliating him because they know he doesn't have any more options because his dumbass burned all his bridges.

“You got your main event in night 1 of a ‘buy 1, get one free’ Mani-uhhh, now you’re gonna get the Infinity Shovel foreve-uhhh.”

 

[DaylitoJames]

edit: wrong post

THE THING THAT IS WRONG WAS THAT CENA SHOUTED OUT MATT CARDONA BUT NOT THE TRUE MAJOR BROTHER BRIAN MYERS, JACK! PHIL BROOKS WAS SLEEPING ON THE JOB LAID OUT ON THAT TABLE FOR 2 HOURS GETTING VERBALLY LACERATED BY THE LAST REAL PLAYER PEACEMAKER CENA, DADDEH!

 

[Reality Check]

“Let me quote an old friend of mine who joined a fight club in Blackpool, you’re of fragile mind, body, and spirit”

Did Rollins use that quote when he and Punk were feuding?

 

[Stop_It_5]

I'm at Punk being ok with having to listen to that promo while laying out there looking like he's having a bad nap. That would've been the kind of thing he would've fought tooth and nail to avoid.

Him being fine with the promo I can totally see but looking like an old man laying there for 6 minutes selling, while Cena is just having fun out there legit surprises me.

Honestly, good for him for finally not taking shyt so personally and seriously


Before Juan called out Claudio, Zilga and Cardona I asked myself what would happened if Cena copied the 2011 promo and shouted out Colt Cabana

For real though, if Cena had said Hangman (or the Bucks or Cabana), Punk would've probably stood up and ruined the whole segment

That's the funniest part about the reaction, people acting like he's being forced to do this and not in on it


Punk flat out said the only issue he's had since he's come back is having to tell Haitch not to walk on egg shells around him and pitch whatever he wants. That Jacksonville PTSD finally made him stop working himself into a shoot

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

That's the funniest part about the reaction, people acting like he's being forced to do this and not in on it


Punk flat out said the only issue he's had since he's come back is having to tell Haitch not to walk on egg shells around him and pitch whatever he wants. That Jacksonville PTSD finally made him stop working himself into a shoot

Oh Jesus

 

[DaylitoJames]

 

[O.Red]

Didn’t say anything new that we knew, but the name drops were a surprise and “you’re not punk, you’re a capitalist” line was hard.

I actually think "You're the best bullshyter in the world" was the hardest and best delivered line

And it's the truth

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

That's the funniest part about the reaction, people acting like he's being forced to do this and not in on it


Punk flat out said the only issue he's had since he's come back is having to tell Haitch not to walk on egg shells around him and pitch whatever he wants. That Jacksonville PTSD finally made him stop working himself into a shoot

So what you are saying is Jack Perry the only one that could turn CM Punk into a man?

 

[stro]

When Jungle Jack's AEW contract expires and WWE picks him up and forces Punk to work with him

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

When Jungle Jack's AEW contract expires and WWE picks him up and forces Punk to work with him

And make him lose an I Quit match to put over the younger talent