The Book of Phillip Brooks

[Cattle Mutilation]

we need a Corporate Phil gimmick now

Wouldn’t be a gimmick

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Ironically the same Brawl Out that made him smarten up caused the sickos to go full retard it’s one thing to joke about his hypocrisy and bowing down to the king/kissing the ring, but it’s weird af seeing ppl legitimately fantasize about a man cheating with younger women or getting served them divorce papers or actually sucking a bloody d!ck.







All cause he left AEW and went back to WWE

What does any of this have to do with people laughing at the man being a hypocrite? It's the defenders in here who are taking this all too seriously, the guy said fukk it and gave up whatever he was faking like he believed in for a check... A lot of people do it. Money runs everything. He probably still owes America Top Team money for all those training sessions

 

[stro]

It's only funny because Punk makes sure you know his stances and political views so to go back on Saudi so hard is fukking hilarious. What a worker. HHH can't get Rock, but he can make Phil bow down

 

[dh86]

 

[stro]

What the fukk does fish belly white mean? I'm a white guy from the mid west and have heard a lot of wild ass phrases, but never heard that a single time in my life.

 

[LastManStanding]

 

[jerniebert]

 

[Heelish]

CM Punk? More like… MC Punk

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Crowd Moving Phil

Mans really came out looking like a failed Mexican gimmick by Vince

 

[Tres Leches]

kurt angle did it better

 

[MenacingMonk]

Got damn, that was bad. The Gunn line had me laugh, but overall it was

Someone should have gave him pointers on how to hit those punchlines. Trying to call Cena a phony; ol’ pot meets kettle ass mu fukka.

Kendrick probably at this dude.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Someone needs to photoshop Punk as Theon Greyjoy because they got him parading around outchea like Reek in Saudi Arabia

 

[Heelish]

Someone should have gave him pointers on how to hit those punchlines.

My BIL asked if I watched what happened and I told him I haven’t. Ended up reading an article and there’s no way those bars hit ended up only watching half the show (electric crowd, good show so far, was just too late for me )

 

[prophecypro]

You know I’m really glad Punk stayed off Twitter, not even a burner. Cause it was obviously getting into his head in AEW and making mad it wasn’t competing with WWE or the Elite discourse
































…..it might be time to open it up again just for feedback and creative self preservation
Last 24 hours and the week before and month during is how I know he ain’t read anything with the moves he’s either saying yes to or coming up with.

 

[Cattle Mutilation]