The Coders Programming Themselves Out of a Job

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In 2016, an anonymous confession appeared on Reddit: "From around six years ago up until now, I have done nothing at work." As far as office confessions go, that might seem pretty tepid. But this coder, posting as FiletOFish1066, said he worked for a well-known tech company, and he really meant nothing. He wrote that within eight months of arriving on the quality assurance job, he had fully automated his entire workload. When his bosses realized that he'd worked less in half a decade than most Silicon Valley programmers do in a week, they fired him. [...]

About a year later, someone calling himself or herself Etherable posted a query to Workplace on Stack Exchange, one of the web's most important forums for programmers: "Is it unethical for me to not tell my employer I've automated my job?" The conflicted coder described accepting a programming gig that had turned out to be "glorified data entry" -- and, six months ago, writing scripts that put the entire job on autopilot. After that, "what used to take the last guy like a month, now takes maybe 10 minutes." The job was full-time, with benefits, and allowed Etherable to work from home. The program produced near-perfect results; for all management knew, their employee simply did flawless work.

The post proved unusually divisive, and comments flooded in. Reactions split between those who felt Etherable was cheating, or at least deceiving, the employer, and those who thought the coder had simply found a clever way to perform the job at hand. [...] Call it self-automation, or auto-automation. At a moment when the specter of mass automation haunts workers, rogue programmers demonstrate how the threat can become a godsend when taken into coders' hands, with or without their employers' knowledge. Since both FiletOFish1066 and Etherable posted anonymously and promptly disappeared, neither were able to be reached for comment. But their stories show that workplace automation can come in many forms and be led by people other than executives.

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Anyone chastising someone because they found a more efficient way to do their job instead of doing glorified busy work like "Data Entry" is a doofus. Like the other people who replied said, he simply found a more clever way to do a job.

Plus that dude said he worked from home too. Wake up at 8 AM, have a coffee and run some scripts and be finished with your day's work before your coffee finished brewing. :wow:
 

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The problem with guys like this is they're so arrogant they dont even keep up appearances. They're not available, stop showing up, stop being seen. Then that gets people asking questions. YOu can brag about how efficient you WERE all you want, if you start rubbing it in your employers face you're takign the L
 

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Anyone chastising someone because they found a more efficient way to do their job instead of doing glorified busy work like "Data Entry" is a doofus. Like the other people who replied said, he simply found a more clever way to do a job.

Plus that dude said he worked from home too. Wake up at 8 AM, have a coffee and run some scripts and be finished with your day's work before your coffee finished brewing. :wow:
That's the life man...
I imagine that's what most coli posters do.
 

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I’ve thought about this a lot in my career. There is no benefit to innovation on a salaried job. I’ve found ways to make my UX job easier to complete, but I finish shyt up too quickly. Like I can do a week’s worth of work in a day, using automation and short cuts. However, when I do that, it looks like I’m not doing any work for 4/5 days. I ask for more work, but there is none, I finish it too quickly. So, now, in order to not appear like I’m slacking off, and to not be bored, I purposefully go super slow...Do everything the long way. shyt is so stupid. I should be praised for doing work in an innovative way, but nope. The only way you can benefit from automation is if you work for yourself. :francis:
 

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I’ve thought about this a lot in my career. There is no benefit to innovation on a salaried job. I’ve found ways to make my UX job easier to complete, but I finish shyt up too quickly. Like I can do a week’s worth of work in a day, using automation and short cuts. However, when I do that, it looks like I’m not doing any work for 4/5 days. I ask for more work, but there is none, I finish it too quickly. So, now, in order to not appear like I’m slacking off, and to not be bored, I purposefully go super slow...Do everything the long way. shyt is so stupid. I should be praised for doing work in an innovative way, but nope. The only way you can benefit from automation is if you work for yourself. :francis:
Thats what thecoli is for....
 

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Thats what thecoli is for....
My company has a VERY strict internet policy. They block like half of the internet. I can’t go on the coli, can’t even read pcgamer.com, and I they even block shopping sites, like Newegg :beli:

Half of YouTube is blocked, and so are all email sites, like gmail, etc.

The IT team at my job is super on top of their shyt. I can’t even plug in my phone to charge it or insert any usb sticks, so I can’t use Tor either.

There’s no way around this shyt :mjcry:
 

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My company has a VERY strict internet policy. They block like half of the internet. I can’t go on the coli, can’t even read pcgamer.com, and I they even block shopping sites, like Newegg :beli:

Half of YouTube is blocked, and so are all email sites, like gmail, etc.

The IT team at my job is super on top of their shyt. I can’t even plug in my phone to charge it or insert any usb sticks, so I can’t use Tor either.

There’s no way around this shyt :mjcry:
that's insane, I have worked with many companies and helped design their network security and i've never heard of any company going that far.
The first portion of what you said is not that bad or irregular, that's just blocking certain websites based on website tags/categories.
When you try to get to such a website is there a product logo? What tool is blocking that site? Is it websense, Umbrella, or something else?

But the USB part is what i've never heard of before.
USB sticks are actually quite bad, companies may secure all of their network from malware but then someone brings a USB stick bypassing all their network security and that stick may have malware on it. So what your company is doing is not a bad thing but i've never heard any company go that far before.
What is the size of your company if you don't mind me asking,meaning how many employees? If you aren't comfortable sharing that i'ts all good.
But how do they block you from using a USB Stick? Do they do it via windows or MDM?
 

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that's insane, I have worked with many companies and helped design their network security and i've never heard of any company going that far.
The first portion of what you said is not that bad or irregular, that's just blocking certain websites based on website tags/categories.
When you try to get to such a website is there a product logo? What tool is blocking that site? Is it websense, Umbrella, or something else?

But the USB part is what i've never heard of before.
USB sticks are actually quite bad, companies may secure all of their network from malware but then someone brings a USB stick bypassing all their network security and that stick may have malware on it. So what your company is doing is not a bad thing but i've never heard any company go that far before.
What is the size of your company if you don't mind me asking,meaning how many employees? If you aren't comfortable sharing that i'ts all good.
But how do they block you from using a USB Stick? Do they do it via windows or MDM?
I’m not sure what the software is, but in the address bar, it starts with “cgi,” and then the IP address of the site. It also shows a hand and says blocked in big red letters.

I don’t want to get into the specifics of my company, but I will say that it’s one of the largest and wealthiest companies in the entire world. They have enough money to hire the best IT people that money can buy, and nearly limitless money for software.

They block us from using the usb inputs by disabling them completely. Ever single thing that gets plugged into the computer has to be approved by the IT team. Also, they then have full access to whatever you plug in. So, if they allowed cellphones to be plugged in (which they don’t), the company is allowed to access all of your phone. We’re not even allowed to check our email on our phones without signing a document that says the company can access all of the phone and can wipe it remotely if they want.

I’ve worked for the government before, and they didn’t have such drastic measures in place. I mean, I guess that my current company could lose a ton of money if certain information got in the hands of a rival company. So I guess it’s in their best interests to block any and everything.
 

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I’m not sure what the software is, but in the address bar, it starts with “cgi,” and then the IP address of the site. It also shows a hand and says blocked in big red letters.

I don’t want to get into the specifics of my company, but I will say that it’s one of the largest and wealthiest companies in the entire world. They have enough money to hire the best IT people that money can buy, and nearly limitless money for software.

They block us from using the usb inputs by disabling them completely. Ever single thing that gets plugged into the computer has to be approved by the IT team. Also, they then have full access to whatever you plug in. So, if they allowed cellphones to be plugged in (which they don’t), the company is allowed to access all of your phone. We’re not even allowed to check our email on our phones without signing a document that says the company can access all of the phone and can wipe it remotely if they want.

I’ve worked for the government before, and they didn’t have such drastic measures in place. I mean, I guess that my current company could lose a ton of money if certain information got in the hands of a rival company. So I guess it’s in their best interests to block any and everything.
Actually what your company is doing has massive cost savings.
Kudos to the CSO
 
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