The Coli Bachelor Handbook

[Ronnie Lott]

A few tips/advice:

Never fucc byytches that live in your apt complex. I have seen this backfire on so many nyggaz

Keep those smell good candles on deck. Byytches love a scented candle. I always keep vanilla/coconut candles all thru the spot

The bathroom has to be spotless. Byttches hate a pissy bathroom. And fellaz make sure u clean your shower/tub. Nothin is worrse than havin a crusty azz,molded,mildewed shower/shower curtain. Byytches will check that out when theyh use your bathroom.

Have candles lit in the bathroom,so the females don't have to turn on the bright azz bathroom light (it keeps the mood sexy)

Keep that kitchen clean.obviosly

As stated before have a comfy couch, tv has to be on point. Interesting magazines on the coffe table for a chick to read.

Here is an important word of advice to all my playaz:

If u are fuccin with multiple chicks, make sure all of your bases are covered. Don't be tellin chick A, that u won't be home, when u have chick B all up your crib. Keep it real with these hoes. Because nothin is worse, tha havin 1 of your jumpoffs, show up unannounced when your other chick is at your crib.

 

[patscorpio]

YHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

i been outta the game for a minute, so i'll be using this shyt starting in January. Can't wait

i used that "boil some smell good liquid" idea before when i was a bachelor. my jamaican homie put me on to that. let me add on to the list:

1. stash rubbers all over the house. never know when or where in your crib you will get shyt poppin'. better to just reach for a rubber than to have to stop and go to another room to get one.
2. Keep different playlists on deck and ready to go. the 'chillin' on the couch' mix, the 'having dinner' mix, the having a glass of wine and playing a boardgame' mix, the 'make sweet love' mix, the 'beat that p*ssy up' mix, and for the hoodrats, the 'bounce that ass, bytch' mix
3. get a nice living plant. something that you have to take care of. women dig that shyt for some reason.
4. get a nice set of wine glasses and always have a couple of bottles of wine in the fridge (unless it's red wine. then it's room temp.)

i can't wait to get into my place. i'm buying TV's this weekend and having them hung on the wall. shyt is gonna be DOPE!

my breh steve piff is jumping headfirst into this..

 

[Steve Piffler]

hang a photo of you and your mother somewhere in your house (where it can be easily seen). that tells a chick that you have a good relationship with the women in your family, so you will treat them well also.

get a google voice account. give jumpoffs and non serious chicks that number. reserve the real number for your girlfriend. that way, if you need to get rid of the jumpoffs, just disconnect the GV number or block everyone and start over. end of story.

 

[Nemesis]

nah son.... step your game up and get a universal....

fukk all that clutter

i got one of these, does the job and aint too expensive

 

[Steve Piffler]

my breh steve piff is jumping headfirst into this..

you know what it izzzzz....*wiz khalifa voice*

 

[Nemesis]

one thing I learned a long time ago.... never be that guy that within 5 minutes of meeting you a woman can sum you up....

 

[KlinicalCynic]

I this thread and the bachelor lifestyle

 

[Two Stacks]

*subs and learns*

 

[Steve Piffler]

shouldn't this be stickied?

 

[Huellz Santana]

nah son.... step your game up and get a universal....

fukk all that clutter

i got one of these, does the job and aint too expensive

:bruhwhat:

what is that and where can i get it?​

 

[funkee]

Your list is on point playa. I got the 52 inch with a full 1080p movie playing the previous Bond movie, dimmers on the lights, you just reminded me to go get a soft blanket and the baby wipes for the 1/2 bathroom

glad to be of service my brother...at the end of the day, we all just looking for a smooth path to them draws

 

[funkee]

YHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

i been outta the game for a minute, so i'll be using this shyt starting in January. Can't wait

i used that "boil some smell good liquid" idea before when i was a bachelor. my jamaican homie put me on to that. let me add on to the list:

1. stash rubbers all over the house. never know when or where in your crib you will get shyt poppin'. better to just reach for a rubber than to have to stop and go to another room to get one. thought i was the only one that did this
2. Keep different playlists on deck and ready to go. the 'chillin' on the couch' mix, the 'having dinner' mix, the having a glass of wine and playing a boardgame' mix, the 'make sweet love' mix, the 'beat that p*ssy up' mix, and for the hoodrats, the 'bounce that ass, bytch' mix
3. get a nice living plant. something that you have to take care of. women dig that shyt for some reason.
4. get a nice set of wine glasses and always have a couple of bottles of wine in the fridge (unless it's red wine. then it's room temp.) this also impresses them even if you don't know a damn thing about win

i can't wait to get into my place. i'm buying TV's this weekend and having them hung on the wall. shyt is gonna be DOPE!

 

[Nemesis]

:bruhwhat:

what is that and where can i get it?​

its a universal remote....phillips rc9800i

Im pretty sure you can get one on amazon

 

[funkee]

A few tips/advice:

Never fucc byytches that live in your apt complex. I have seen this backfire on so many nyggaz

Keep those smell good candles on deck. Byytches love a scented candle. I always keep vanilla/coconut candles all thru the spot

The bathroom has to be spotless. Byttches hate a pissy bathroom. And fellaz make sure u clean your shower/tub. Nothin is worrse than havin a crusty azz,molded,mildewed shower/shower curtain. Byytches will check that out when theyh use your bathroom. forgot to mention this, it's also very key

Have candles lit in the bathroom,so the females don't have to turn on the bright azz bathroom light (it keeps the mood sexy)

Keep that kitchen clean.obviosly

As stated before have a comfy couch, tv has to be on point. Interesting magazines on the coffe table for a chick to read.

Here is an important word of advice to all my playaz:

If u are fuccin with multiple chicks, make sure all of your bases are covered. Don't be tellin chick A, that u won't be home, when u have chick B all up your crib. Keep it real with these hoes. Because nothin is worse, tha havin 1 of your jumpoffs, show up unannounced when your other chick is at your crib.this should NEVER happen if these chicks know their place. tighten that leash or let that one go pleighbwoi

 

[Sinnerman]