The Coli Bachelor Handbook

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Brew up green tea for good health and an inexpensive drink with taste to it. Avoid dealing with the bank if you can. Straight cash homie.

 

[RicanFury]

-An ottoman makes for the best perch to put a chic on for doggie style
-Have something interesting on a wall or ceiling for a chic to focus on. I use lava lamps to prep her mind for whats to cum
-Sprinkle shower to shower on your mattress
-Depend on who it is I have spare toothbrushes available and comfy spare clothes (big tees free pack of boxers and socks)
-Have a decent soundsystem for music thru out the crib
-The smell of apples, cinnamon, vanilla are stimulating
-Wash your body with whatever but use scented shaving cream to wash your nuts and asscrack (this works good for removing musty ball odors)
- Try to watch action/comedy movies instead horror, suspense, girly movies
- Fruity drinks in fridge or tart drink makes a chics mouth juicy

This is one of my wolf trick that works about 89.97% of the time in the winter. Have the heat down low. Like 67 degrees: only comes on when it's freezing. Pull out a nice cozy fleece blanket.

Washed in this fabric Softener (throw those dryer sheets in the bushes)

Make sure you're freeballing and wearing some nastyman sweats or pajamas before ya'll start spooning. She'll start squirming

Sweatpants Before

Sweatpants After

ya nikkas are vicious on these broads. good looks

Always remember when having sex.......deep stroke at least a few times, even if your woman complains

This leave a psychological imprint in her subconscience of dominance.

i read this imagining your avi was saying it

 

[jfkennedy]

 

[Versa]

one thing I learned a long time ago.... never be that guy that within 5 minutes of meeting you a woman can sum you up....

 

[Versa]

This thread should be stickied and that thread about "quick lil' gems when dealing with women" should be taken down. Just my two cents...

That's one of the best threads of all time and should be permanently up there. Why not just sticky both?

 

[SumBlackguyz]

 

[JoelB]

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let these nikkas know...If that OG Varvatos aint in your lineup...

 

[SumBlackguyz]

let these nikkas know...If that OG Varvatos aint in your lineup...

another signature scent

 

[Silkk]

 

[Brooklynzson]

If your house isn't smelling to fresh, from frying foods or whatever. Put about 3 ounces of these with a few cups of water and boil it. My older brother put me on this. Your house will be smelling so fresh.

You can use dishwashing liquid or any good smelling stuff.

I just did this with some dish soap to test it out, whole crib smellin like fresh lemons now

 

[GoFlipAPack]

If your house isn't smelling to fresh, from frying foods or whatever. Put about 3 ounces of these with a few cups of water and boil it. My older brother put me on this. Your house will be smelling so fresh.

You can use dishwashing liquid or any good smelling stuff.

I just copped the green bottle. Is that shyt safe? Yall sure it doesn't give off toxic fumes?

 

[Psychosis]

I don't know how i missed this thread but:

Some cheeap ez tricks to hook up your pad:

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It's simple to install and hooks up any entertainment system. No matter how low budget.
DIODER LED 4-piece light strip set - IKEA
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Keep one of these around. It's a panty dropper to all women.

I bought one of these for $40 to hold my liquor and different glasses. Its a b!tch to open but it works bc i don't want my boys drinking my good sh!t.

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/10011055/

 

[So-Chi]

If your house isn't smelling to fresh, from frying foods or whatever. Put about 3 ounces of these with a few cups of water and boil it. My older brother put me on this. Your house will be smelling so fresh.

You can use dishwashing liquid or any good smelling stuff.

yo that's creepy, my girl JUST bought this yesterday and cleaned our house with it. House smelled like we hired a maid service FYE.

 

[Arcavian]

Change your shower head to a handheld one with a streamer setting


Its mutually beneficial to you and any lady you may have over

You'll be taking better showers and when she comes over, show her what that streamer do

 

[So-Chi]

let these nikkas know...If that OG Varvatos aint in your lineup...

this is a low key killa.