The Coli Bachelor Handbook

[PS5 Pro]

I like when you guys said:
-An ottoman makes for the best perch to put a chic on for doggie style

-Have a decent soundsystem for music thru out the crib

Fruity drinks in fridge or tart drink makes a chics mouth juicy

2-3lbs of ground turkey/beef

- never tolerate a woman showin up to your crib unannounced,

snacks on snacks, drinks on drinks brehs

MOIST WIPES are a must - you are NOT showering at my place unless you are my exclusive girl
bedroom

Keep different playlists on deck and ready to go. the 'chillin' on the couch' mix,

get a nice living plant. something that you have to take care of. women dig that shyt for some reason.

get a nice living plant. something that you have to take care of. women dig that shyt for some reason.

Have candles lit in the bathroom,so the females don't have to turn on the bright azz bathroom light (it keeps the mood sexy)





Above are my favorites so salute u you nikkas…..



I would only add,, why get a big screen tv? I have 2 LG joint, a 55 inch, and a 60. I keep them at my moms house.
I have a projector that hooks to laptop and other devices – turn the lights off… 60 something inch right on the wall and the picture is pretty good. bytches seem to react well to it so far cuz I haven’t had to “talk “ my way into some p*ssy yet… I just look over and we get it poppin.





HOW do you manage this though???… I have a real tough time w this shyt. I don’t know how to do it right:::

one of u said:

“If u are fuccin with multiple chicks, make sure all of your bases are covered. Don't be tellin chick A, that u won't be home, when u have chick B all up your crib. Keep it real with these hoes. Because nothin is worse, tha havin 1 of your jumpoffs, show up unannounced when your other chick is at your crib.”

Bruh, you got a long way to go.
The things you said you like, I'll start there. Doggystyle on an ottoman?
I guess if you playing tummy sticks on the p*ssy. A don't see an ottoman staying still

Fruity drinks? Depends on what a bytch drink. Not all like that fruity shyt
But if you younger? All you really need is a car and a bottle and somewhere to go
60% of the time, panties come off 100% of the time

You said ground turkey/beef

A bytch can't shower at your place

Look, that list sounds like a list a girl would make up on her way to bed bath and beyond. We men, they want a man
So let me school you. First off, you need to learn how to make a woman feel like a woman
I like to think I'm talking to nothing but dudes here, so long story short. Can you make a bytch have an orgasm?
I don't give a fukk what list nikkaz post up, if I can make her shoot and you can't?
She ridin with me. Even if she claim you

Spoiler

All that other shyt yall yappin bout. It can add right? But if you don't have what I'm talking about figured out?
You wasting your time.

Took a flier on this one and just bought it tonight. If it sucks, then I'm taking the cost out of yo ass *PAUSE*

I never heard or seen that, but I have a dentist. And my dentist claims that this is the best shyt available that isn't prescription

Has to be this exact one, and I can honestly say I feel the freshness in my breathe hours after I gargled.
Please do speak on the other, cuz ain't nothing wrong with a backup plan

 

[Panther]

@Stuntone Thought I would post this up. Shorty was loving the smell. This was some cheap dollar store shyt but better than any airfreshner, Febreeze, candles, incense I ever use. Thanks again.

My boy put me on to this when we used to share a spot... Hoes love that smell +rep

 

[mcellas]

 

[powerager]

On my way to Walmart right nah

 

[Blackking]

Bruh, you got a long way to go.
The things you said you like, I'll start there. Doggystyle on an ottoman?
I guess if you playing tummy sticks on the p*ssy. A don't see an ottoman staying still

Fruity drinks? Depends on what a bytch drink. Not all like that fruity shyt
But if you younger? All you really need is a car and a bottle and somewhere to go
60% of the time, panties come off 100% of the time

You said ground turkey/beef

A bytch can't shower at your place

Look, that list sounds like a list a girl would make up on her way to bed bath and beyond. We men, they want a man
So let me school you. First off, you need to learn how to make a woman feel like a woman
I like to think I'm talking to nothing but dudes here, so long story short. Can you make a bytch have an orgasm?
I don't give a fukk what list nikkaz post up, if I can make her shoot and you can't?
She ridin with me. Even if she claim you

Spoiler

All that other shyt yall yappin bout. It can add right? But if you don't have what I'm talking about figured out?
You wasting your time.

I never heard or seen that, but I have a dentist. And my dentist claims that this is the best shyt available that isn't prescription

Has to be this exact one, and I can honestly say I feel the freshness in my breathe hours after I gargled.
Please do speak on the other, cuz ain't nothing wrong with a backup plan

I don't have a long way to go because i have hoes at my crib all the time... and good quality (most of the time)

But I see what ur saying.... I don't like the doggystyle on the ottoman, lol....... i like the ottoman idea for decoration.
I deal w some women who don't really drink ..... so the fruity drink thing is ok. Hardly any woman drink what I drink.

And no I'm not younger. I'm turning 30 this year, some of the women I entertain are already in their 30's.... your advice is for my 18 -22 year old bytches..... but all those chicks do is fukk and say dumb shyt, and you don't need a nice place for them.

And I can make a bytch have an organism... especially if it a younger chick, but that's irrelevant. I don't even care about that shyt unless its my MAIN chick. All this other stuff is so that when I bytch enters your home they go ' Wooow your place is soo nice, I feel so comfortable here" and you have to make even less of an effort w the stingy ones, the non-smuts, the ones who believe they are worth something, or the one that might be a lil hesitant because they have a man.

 

[Non Sequitur]

Keep your place clean, (especially the kitchen and bathroom)...


...but this scented candle/potpourri, thread count talk is taking shyt overboard. You don't want her to think she's in a gay guy's house. Be tidy, but also be a man.

 

[Cheercomp]

I never heard or seen that, but I have a dentist. And my dentist claims that this is the best shyt available that isn't prescription

Has to be this exact one, and I can honestly say I feel the freshness in my breathe hours after I gargled.
Please do speak on the other, cuz ain't nothing wrong with a backup plan

I can't really say that its this great product. It has a very odd taste, and IMO keeps you in this unoffensive zone for a few hrs. Its not minty and doesn't leave your mouth feeling/tasting like the usual mouthwash. I'm fresh out of my whitening listerine so i'll give yours a try.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

thank me later

 

[PS5 Pro]

I can't really say that its this great product. It has a very odd taste, and IMO keeps you in this unoffensive zone for a few hrs. Its not minty and doesn't leave your mouth feeling/tasting like the usual mouthwash. I'm fresh out of my whitening listerine so i'll give yours a try.

Once I was introduced to this, when I run out? Its as big of a deal to me as running out of toothpaste
Just because its that good

Just my experience with it.. if you do get it sooner than later. Tag me just cuz I'm curious of the results

 

[powerager]

Drop more gems brehs

 

[BocaRear]

Forreal that nikka with the fridge full of drinks is the TROOF

 

[stealthbomber]

i still wear it

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

The ladies like that Old Spice Swagger?

 

[YaBoy]

Bump

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Blue tooth speakers...Thank me later.