The Coli Bible
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BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Commandment 1: Thou Shall Not Simp
Commandment 2: Thou Shall Not Befriend Napoleon
Commandment 2: Thou Shall Not Befriend Napoleon
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
The Bushes is Purgatory 
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Commandment 3: Thou Shall Not Tell 
Commandment 4: Thou Shall Not Do Or Possess Anything Less Than The Number 6
Commandment 4: Thou Shall Not Do Or Possess Anything Less Than The Number 6
blaccbeard
Superstar
Excerpt from 'The Books of Nicole'
3rd Nicole Chapter 17 - Verse 11: Thou shalt not take New York's name in vain nor blaspheme any of the boroughs, lest she pour out her the wrath from the bowl of the final judgement, and it be brought down upon you and your house and your children's children.
3rd Nicole Chapter 17 - Verse 11: Thou shalt not take New York's name in vain nor blaspheme any of the boroughs, lest she pour out her the wrath from the bowl of the final judgement, and it be brought down upon you and your house and your children's children.
WaveWhisperer
Stainless Steel
The song “Aint i ?” Breakdown.
Hilarious and genius at the same time.
Hilarious and genius at the same time.
Cat piss martini
Veteran
chapter 8,verse 6 book of Catpiticus.
Moesha’s Overbearing Dad
Go to your room Miles
@Cat piss martini and @skeetsinternal would need their own books within that bible.
Pastor be like: "let us turn to the book of skeets, hoes 13 verses 2 . And the skeets said onto thee hoes "Where have ty been? Thou have not submitted any offerings to the dikk in over a fortnight. Ye spouse cuffeth thee again?" ..."
Dr.x is Daniel.
I hath seen a vision, and it predicted all manner of things. Men will sell their bodies for money, old people will disrespect the young ect.
I hath seen a vision, and it predicted all manner of things. Men will sell their bodies for money, old people will disrespect the young ect.
Chronicles of Mollywater 
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@alexander. @Wild self The coli wench trials.
@Ill Clinton The rep wars
@Rhap.So.D The dog vs cat wars
@Ill Clinton The rep wars
@Rhap.So.D The dog vs cat wars
@Nicole0416 Brehettzekiel 25:17Excerpt from 'The Books of Nicole'
3rd Nicole Chapter 17 - Verse 11: Thou shalt not take New York's name in vain nor blaspheme any of the boroughs, lest she pour out her the wrath from the bowl of the final judgement, and it be brought down upon you and your house and your children's children.
The path of the righteous brehette is beset on all sides by the inequities of the bedwenches and the tyranny of bedbucks. Blessed is she who in the name of fukkery and postive rep, shepherds the sus through the valley of the bushes. For she is truly her breh's keeper and the finder of lost exposal threads. And she will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who to attempt dm brehs for D. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my neg train upon you.
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