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ive been stalking my ex since we graduated high school :skip:

not in real life but on the internet, tryna find her myspace/fb/instagram/ profile for most of the 2000s :skip:

i found her in january :blessed:

she is single, no kids, and is a personal trainer in tip top shape :ohlawd:

she started checking into the places she eats lunch at, and im gona "randomly" walk in wherever she checks into next after my boy sends me her coordinates :troll:

soon as we make eye contact ima hit her with the

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:win:
 

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ive been stalking my ex since we graduated high school :skip:

not in real life but on the internet, tryna find her myspace/fb/instagram/ profile for most of the 2000s :skip:

i found her in january :blessed:

she is single, no kids, and is a personal trainer in tip top shape :ohlawd:

she started checking into the places she eats lunch at, and im gona "randomly" walk in wherever she checks into next after my boy sends me her coordinates :troll:

soon as we make eye contact ima hit her with the

tumblr_m82nluVznK1rxlmf0o1_400.gif


:win:

:heh:oh my damn :deadrose:
 

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Went to speech communication class early today and saw the professor who teaches before mine.

I looked in the window and as she turned I could see she was young and pretty so I gave her a smile and a hand raise and she smiled back, butt as she turned to write on the board I caught her profile.

Her ass was :ohlawd: so I slid in as her class left and introduced myself. She gave me another smile and we small talked for a while but she made eye contact the whole time just like I do.


I helped her carry her things to her car, I made her laugh during the walk and she told me she's only 29. :gladbron:

I really try not to eat where I learn but my mind and body are telling me that I should try and make this professor the first woman of color I date.
 

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Went to speech communication class early today and saw the professor who teaches before mine.

I looked in the window and as she turned I could see she was young and pretty so I gave her a smile and a hand raise and she smiled back, butt as she turned to write on the board I caught her profile.

Her ass was :ohlawd: so I slid in as her class left and introduced myself. She gave me another smile and we small talked for a while but she made eye contact the whole time just like I do.


I helped her carry her things to her car, I made her laugh during the walk and she told me she's only 29. :gladbron:

I really try not to eat where I learn but my mind and body are telling me that I should try and make this professor the first woman of color I date.

What color are you, if you don't mind me asking?
 

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ive been stalking my ex since we graduated high school :skip:

not in real life but on the internet, tryna find her myspace/fb/instagram/ profile for most of the 2000s :skip:

i found her in january :blessed:

she is single, no kids, and is a personal trainer in tip top shape :ohlawd:

she started checking into the places she eats lunch at, and im gona "randomly" walk in wherever she checks into next after my boy sends me her coordinates :troll:

soon as we make eye contact ima hit her with the

tumblr_m82nluVznK1rxlmf0o1_400.gif


:win:

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