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This girl i'm dating and I were at the bowling alley earlier and we were waiting on the shoes for her at this table. The guy behind the counter came over the PA and said 'LaLinda Parks' to tell her that her shoes were ready. When we got up to go get them, this table of white guys that i would call 'rednecks' started snickering and i heard one of them say 'what the hell kind of name is that?' My girl was trying to get me to forget it and just to get the shoes, but i'm a real g. I approached the table and said is there a problem and the lead one said something like no problem brotha, like he accentuated the 'brotha' part and they started snickering again. I felt a tremendous heat in my face and body that was prb my flight or fight kicking in. But she was pulling me away and so i said something i regret now: 'you honkies need to learn how to respect a lady.' I didn't mean to use a racial word but i was infuriated.

The lead one stood up and he was much bigger than me, but he was fat not muscular. He got all up on me and i thought he was going to attempt a strike. I then said 'if you touch me i will call the cops.' That should have ended it, but then dude turned and looked at his friends and then pushed me backwards and i fell over a chair. My fukking pants split at the crotch bros. What happened after this is not important but i am making the thread to say i did not ever call the police bc you guys on here have gotten in my head making me question whether it would have been a ho move or not in light of my other recent thread.

The moral is always think about what you post on the internet bros, bc i could have won this confrontation by calling the police for assault, but instead i lost face bc of confusion.
 

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Ol jump up to get beat down ass

dude, i'm better looking than you, i pull more bytches than you, i get more money than you, and i deadlift more than you, stop following me in all my threads trying to get my attention!
 

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This girl i'm dating and I were at the bowling alley earlier and we were waiting on the shoes for her at this table. The guy behind the counter came over the PA and said 'LaLinda Parks' to tell her that her shoes were ready. When we got up to go get them, this table of white guys that i would call 'rednecks' started snickering and i heard one of them say 'what the hell kind of name is that?' My girl was trying to get me to forget it and just to get the shoes, but i'm a real g. I approached the table and said is there a problem and the lead one said something like no problem brotha, like he accentuated the 'brotha' part and they started snickering again. I felt a tremendous heat in my face and body that was prb my flight or fight kicking in. But she was pulling me away and so i said something i regret now: 'you honkies need to learn how to respect a lady.' I didn't mean to use a racial word but i was infuriated.

The lead one stood up and he was much bigger than me, but he was fat not muscular. He got all up on me and i thought he was going to attempt a strike. I then said 'if you touch me i will call the cops.' That should have ended it, but then dude turned and looked at his friends and then pushed me backwards and i fell over a chair. My fukking pants split at the crotch bros. What happened after this is not important but i am making the thread to say i did not ever call the police bc you guys on here have gotten in my head making me question whether it would have been a ho move or not in light of my other recent thread.

The moral is always think about what you post on the internet bros, bc i could have won this confrontation by calling the police for assault, but instead i lost face bc of confusion.

This might sound counter-intuitive, but not calling the cops may have saved you from even more trouble. The only ho move you made imo was not assessing a worst case scenario (they all decide to jump you) before you said something and then not being ready for it after you say something.

With that said, you should be able to have a good time without a$$holes ruining it.
 

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Bruh always do want gut tells u not what someone says...
 

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This girl i'm dating and I were at the bowling alley earlier and we were waiting on the shoes for her at this table. The guy behind the counter came over the PA and said 'LaLinda Parks' to tell her that her shoes were ready. When we got up to go get them, this table of white guys that i would call 'rednecks' started snickering and i heard one of them say 'what the hell kind of name is that?' My girl was trying to get me to forget it and just to get the shoes, but i'm a real g. I approached the table and said is there a problem and the lead one said something like no problem brotha, like he accentuated the 'brotha' part and they started snickering again. I felt a tremendous heat in my face and body that was prb my flight or fight kicking in. But she was pulling me away and so i said something i regret now: 'you honkies need to learn how to respect a lady.' I didn't mean to use a racial word but i was infuriated.

The lead one stood up and he was much bigger than me, but he was fat not muscular. He got all up on me and i thought he was going to attempt a strike. I then said 'if you touch me i will call the cops.' That should have ended it, but then dude turned and looked at his friends and then pushed me backwards and i fell over a chair. My fukking pants split at the crotch bros. What happened after this is not important but i am making the thread to say i did not ever call the police bc you guys on here have gotten in my head making me question whether it would have been a ho move or not in light of my other recent thread.

The moral is always think about what you post on the internet bros, bc i could have won this confrontation by calling the police for assault, but instead i lost face bc of confusion.

got a classic to cheer u up breh

This man goes up to this woman in a bar and says, "I'm gonna make your nipples hard."

She says, "Oh yea? My husband will kick your @ss."

The guy says, "And then I'm gonna turn you upside down, pour beer in your p*ssy, and guzzle it all down."

She says, "That's it. I'm gonna tell my husband, and he's gonna kick your @ss." She turns and leaves. When she gets home, she goes to her husband and says, "This jerk at the bar told me he was gonna make my nipples hard." The husband gets really pissed off and heads out the door for the bar. She grabs him by the arm and says, "He also said that he was gonna turn me upside down, pour beer in my vagina, and then guzzle it all down."

Upon hearing this, her husband turns around and walks back into the house. "What the hell are you doing?" she asks him.

He replies, "I ain't f*cking with anybody who can drink that much beer."
 

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Bruh always do want gut tells u not what someone says...

that's what i usually do, but when i tell people about it on here, i get attacked for it, even though it should be common sense.
 

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This girl i'm dating and I were at the bowling alley earlier and we were waiting on the shoes for her at this table. The guy behind the counter came over the PA and said 'LaLinda Parks' to tell her that her shoes were ready. When we got up to go get them, this table of white guys that i would call 'rednecks' started snickering and i heard one of them say 'what the hell kind of name is that?' My girl was trying to get me to forget it and just to get the shoes, but i'm a real g. I approached the table and said is there a problem and the lead one said something like no problem brotha, like he accentuated the 'brotha' part and they started snickering again. I felt a tremendous heat in my face and body that was prb my flight or fight kicking in. But she was pulling me away and so i said something i regret now: 'you honkies need to learn how to respect a lady.' I didn't mean to use a racial word but i was infuriated.

The lead one stood up and he was much bigger than me, but he was fat not muscular. He got all up on me and i thought he was going to attempt a strike. I then said 'if you touch me i will call the cops.' That should have ended it, but then dude turned and looked at his friends and then pushed me backwards and i fell over a chair. My fukking pants split at the crotch bros. What happened after this is not important but i am making the thread to say i did not ever call the police bc you guys on here have gotten in my head making me question whether it would have been a ho move or not in light of my other recent thread.

The moral is always think about what you post on the internet bros, bc i could have won this confrontation by calling the police for assault, but instead i lost face bc of confusion.

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dude, i'm better looking than you, i pull more bytches than you, i get more money than you, and i deadlift more than you, stop following me in all my threads trying to get my attention!

you deadlift but you got pushed over by some cacs. this is why i box and dont lift weights. someone try to get close enough to push me they catching a hot 1-2 to the jaw.
 
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