The Coli made me look like less than a man today

[OwenReese]

Isn't OP White? Lol Your "black" is terrible

i'm black

 

[AMcV'88]

if true, this is one of those things you'll probably laugh about in a few months/years because it seems like something right out of a sitcom.

starting the confrontation and then threatening to get the authorities is too hypocritical.
if get your ass beat by three guys defending what you thought was your woman honor then you just charge it to the game and move on..but instead it got all goofy and you got embarrassed.

you really got pushed over and your crotch split though ?..comedy.
as soon as the crotch in your pants ripped your girls p*ssy was sewn shut.

 

[Mowgli]

This girl i'm dating and I were at the bowling alley earlier and we were waiting on the shoes for her at this table. The guy behind the counter came over the PA and said 'LaLinda Parks' to tell her that her shoes were ready. When we got up to go get them, this table of white guys that i would call 'rednecks' started snickering and i heard one of them say 'what the hell kind of name is that?' My girl was trying to get me to forget it and just to get the shoes, but i'm a real g. I approached the table and said is there a problem and the lead one said something like no problem brotha, like he accentuated the 'brotha' part and they started snickering again. I felt a tremendous heat in my face and body that was prb my flight or fight kicking in. But she was pulling me away and so i said something i regret now: 'you honkies need to learn how to respect a lady.' I didn't mean to use a racial word but i was infuriated.

The lead one stood up and he was much bigger than me, but he was fat not muscular. He got all up on me and i thought he was going to attempt a strike. I then said 'if you touch me i will call the cops.' That should have ended it, but then dude turned and looked at his friends and then pushed me backwards and i fell over a chair. My fukking pants split at the crotch bros. What happened after this is not important but i am making the thread to say i did not ever call the police bc you guys on here have gotten in my head making me question whether it would have been a ho move or not in light of my other recent thread.

The moral is always think about what you post on the internet bros, bc i could have won this confrontation by calling the police for assault, but instead i lost face bc of confusion.

Well when you're already a fakkit how much lower can you go as a man

 

[OwenReese]

Well when you're already a fakkit how much lower can you go as a man

are u mad guy?

 

[Mowgli]

are u mad guy?

Always.

 

[DIMES]

literally the biggest bytch on thecoli


u threatened to call the cops? after starting shyt? U ain't no man ur a bytch

 

[Giselle]

Did you not see where they were making fun of my girl?

If that's not your gf, then that is not your girl. People date multiple people at a time.

And it's weak to let internet strangers get into your head.

She will probably not want you as her bf now. You should've just left it alone like she said.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Lies

 

[StickStickly]

If you called the cops YOU would've been the one in handcuffs breh

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This girl i'm dating and I were at the bowling alley earlier and we were waiting on the shoes for her at this table. The guy behind the counter came over the PA and said 'LaLinda Parks' to tell her that her shoes were ready. When we got up to go get them, this table of white guys that i would call 'rednecks' started snickering and i heard one of them say 'what the hell kind of name is that?' My girl was trying to get me to forget it and just to get the shoes, but i'm a real g. I approached the table and said is there a problem and the lead one said something like no problem brotha, like he accentuated the 'brotha' part and they started snickering again. I felt a tremendous heat in my face and body that was prb my flight or fight kicking in. But she was pulling me away and so i said something i regret now: 'you honkies need to learn how to respect a lady.' I didn't mean to use a racial word but i was infuriated.

The lead one stood up and he was much bigger than me, but he was fat not muscular. He got all up on me and i thought he was going to attempt a strike. I then said 'if you touch me i will call the cops.' That should have ended it, but then dude turned and looked at his friends and then pushed me backwards and i fell over a chair. My fukking pants split at the crotch bros. What happened after this is not important but i am making the thread to say i did not ever call the police bc you guys on here have gotten in my head making me question whether it would have been a ho move or not in light of my other recent thread.

The moral is always think about what you post on the internet bros, bc i could have won this confrontation by calling the police for assault, but instead i lost face bc of confusion.

oh so now your arent White anymore

 

[BmoreGorilla]

This girl i'm dating and I were at the bowling alley earlier and we were waiting on the shoes for her at this table. The guy behind the counter came over the PA and said 'LaLinda Parks' to tell her that her shoes were ready. When we got up to go get them, this table of white guys that i would call 'rednecks' started snickering and i heard one of them say 'what the hell kind of name is that?' My girl was trying to get me to forget it and just to get the shoes, but i'm a real g. I approached the table and said is there a problem and the lead one said something like no problem brotha, like he accentuated the 'brotha' part and they started snickering again. I felt a tremendous heat in my face and body that was prb my flight or fight kicking in. But she was pulling me away and so i said something i regret now: 'you honkies need to learn how to respect a lady.' I didn't mean to use a racial word but i was infuriated.

The lead one stood up and he was much bigger than me, but he was fat not muscular. He got all up on me and i thought he was going to attempt a strike. I then said 'if you touch me i will call the cops.' That should have ended it, but then dude turned and looked at his friends and then pushed me backwards and i fell over a chair. My fukking pants split at the crotch bros. What happened after this is not important but i am making the thread to say i did not ever call the police bc you guys on here have gotten in my head making me question whether it would have been a ho move or not in light of my other recent thread.

The moral is always think about what you post on the internet bros, bc i could have won this confrontation by calling the police for assault, but instead i lost face bc of confusion.

 

[OwenReese]

oh so now your arent White anymore

never was, but u r named after a white man on here.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

What happened after this is not important

:yadontsay:

 

[Johnny Vulture]

You couldn't just agree that LaLinda is a terrible name?

It's almost like you made it up to help you create a meaningless thread for attention

 

[OwenReese]

literally the biggest bytch on thecoli


u threatened to call the cops? after starting shyt? U ain't no man ur a bytch

Dude you seem like you are always very emotional. Are you going to keep coming up in my threads typing furiously as if anyone cares? This is just entertainment for me so why waste your time? Don't take it so seriously bro.