The Coli made me look like less than a man today

[Larry Lobster]

LaLinda Parks
what kind name is that?

 

[SheeBadd]

U A bytch

 

[Hybrinetics]

 

[Y2Dre]

Like we told you to kill crackers...no














Coli militants did that so hopefully you ain't gotta go through that

 

[KingTut]

 

[the cac mamba]

why would he lie about getting embarassed in public

 

[Sly Cookin]

You the same dude that hyperventilated in front of a chick on an elevator





How can one man have this much bytch in him? u pathetic AF

 

[semtex]

dude, i'm better looking than you, i pull more bytches than you, i get more money than you, and i deadlift more than you, stop following me in all my threads trying to get my attention!

Idk u fakkit. :cb:

I don't get my ass beat in public doee

 

[OwenReese]

Idk u fakkit. :cb:

I don't get my ass beat in public doee

Since when does getting pushed out of nowhere mean 'getting my ass beat?' If i had known he was going to do that, then i would have used my skills to overcome him with relative ease. Usually if you tell someone you will call the cops, they won't go any further.

 

[OwenReese]

LaLinda Parks
what kind name is that?

I know you are my son, but you need to seriously chill right now before it gets real up in here.

 

[OwenReese]

You the same dude that hyperventilated in front of a chick on an elevator





How can one man have this much bytch in him? u pathetic AF

Mufukka, i got ptsd like i explained before. YOU are the one that is pathetic for making fun of someone with a medical condition.

 

[Larry Lobster]

I know you are my son, but you need to seriously chill right now before it gets real up in here.

sorry dad, i miss mom

 

[Beerus]

This girl i'm dating and I were at the bowling alley earlier and we were waiting on the shoes for her at this table. The guy behind the counter came over the PA and said 'LaLinda Parks' to tell her that her shoes were ready. When we got up to go get them, this table of white guys that i would call 'rednecks' started snickering and i heard one of them say 'what the hell kind of name is that?' My girl was trying to get me to forget it and just to get the shoes, but i'm a real g. I approached the table and said is there a problem and the lead one said something like no problem brotha, like he accentuated the 'brotha' part and they started snickering again. I felt a tremendous heat in my face and body that was prb my flight or fight kicking in. But she was pulling me away and so i said something i regret now: 'you honkies need to learn how to respect a lady.' I didn't mean to use a racial word but i was infuriated.

The lead one stood up and he was much bigger than me, but he was fat not muscular. He got all up on me and i thought he was going to attempt a strike. I then said 'if you touch me i will call the cops.' That should have ended it, but then dude turned and looked at his friends and then pushed me backwards and i fell over a chair. My fukking pants split at the crotch bros. What happened after this is not important but i am making the thread to say i did not ever call the police bc you guys on here have gotten in my head making me question whether it would have been a ho move or not in light of my other recent thread.

The moral is always think about what you post on the internet bros, bc i could have won this confrontation by calling the police for assault, but instead i lost face bc of confusion.

For assault?
I'm sorry, but you came to their table talking to them.
That camera gon show you going to that table talking to them and well saying something that might have provoked them.
Police woulda seen that and maybe you lose in court if u try to go forward with it.

If they had came to your table talking shyt and you said some shyt and they attacked you other way.
But you came to their table thats looking for trouble.

A nikka touch me I'm calling the cops, but not in your way. shyt they touch me first I sure will start throwing haymakers in this bytch, if I lose I call the cops. If I win I still call the cops cuz I dont give a fukk I want nikkas to suffer. So they better kill me and hide the body n shyt.

 

[OwenReese]

For assault?
I'm sorry, but you came to their table talking to them.
That camera gon show you going to that table talking to them and well saying something that might have provoked them.
Police woulda seen that and maybe you lose in court if u try to go forward with it.

If they had came to your table talking shyt and you said some shyt and they attacked you other way.
But you came to their table thats looking for trouble.

A nikka touch me I'm calling the cops, but not in your way. shyt they touch me first I sure will start throwing haymakers in this bytch, if I lose I call the cops. If I win I still call the cops cuz I dont give a fukk I want nikkas to suffer. So they better kill me and hide the body n shyt.

 

[UptownSoulja]

How u gone start shyt then threaten to call the laws u a whole hoe outchea