The Colictionary Thread (2020 Version)

[The 2020 New Member]

i say ''freads" instead of threads sometimes

 

[TheKang]

I stay doughboy d d doughboy fresh! Yeaaaaaaaa

 

[Sad Bunny]

Ellen The Generous

 

[Sad Bunny]

Apill = appeal

 

[UpAndComing]

endue windows

mind grains

candle light visuals

lactose and tolerant

straightened arrow

connor sewer

low self of steam

So you're Lactose AND Tolerant

 

[MikelArteta]

apill

 

[Sad Bunny]

skitszofrania as in schizophrenia

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

yall can eat off this one for days....


OP, allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong.

In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake.

We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.

Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder.

In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things.

It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric.

I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness.

You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once.

It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort.

You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will

pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

 

[Iamnoone]

yall can eat off this one for days....


OP, allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong.

In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake.

We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.

Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder.

In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things.

It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric.

I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness.

You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once.

It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort.

You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will

pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

I refuse to believe that's real

 

[Shogun]

"I could care less"

 

[Easy-E]

yall can eat off this one for days....


OP, allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong.

In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake.

We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.

Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder.

In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things.

It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric.

I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness.

You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once.

It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort.

You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will

pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

YO!

 

[MikelArteta]

Lactoes

:yul:

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

I know a dude down here, got the heavy southern accent, who says baze, instead of bathe..


I had the hardest time figuring out what he was trying to tell me one day as he was describing everything he was going to have done to his dog when he took it to the vet..
Him: .."yeah man I'mo get him his shots n get the ticks off uh'em, n I'mo let'em baze him real good and.." .. to which I stopped him at that point and was like wait what was that last part?




Him:.."Baze".

Me: baze?

Him: Yeah, baze.

Me:

Him: You know like when they baze da dog *makes circular motion with his hands

Me: And what does that do?

Him: Man!? You know how you baze a dog in a tub bruh!

Me:

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

"I could care less"

Person: I could care less..
Me: So then why don't you?

 

[Box Cutta]

Whore Durves

Arabials