The Crazy things some CACs say

[Emperor Sol]

Somebody turns the lights off for a movie...

" Hey ...where did __________ go?"

Light eventually turns on... "Oh there he is"

They're saying that to piss you off breh.

 

[Patriarch]

I swear two old white ladies working in the hospital lobby said the same about me. I was sittin there when I hear " What is he brushing ? " " He doesn't even have hair ".. I slowly turn around and give them the

They were cool , though. One of the ladies was like " I didn't think you could hear us

 

[JerkPork]

"Do you know *insert random black persons name*?"

 

[Patriarch]

"Do you know *insert random black persons name*?"

lol , I had a white girl ask me at mardi gras " Do you know Michael Porter ? ".. I respond with " Is he black ? "

 

[jadillac]

", black people brush their hair? How could you brush your hair? You don't have any to brush though!"

And I just look at them like
:

That shyt plagued me all thru high school.

How damn dumb can you be.

But then if you walk outside your hair unbrushed they wanna say it's "unkempt"

 

[Emperor Sol]

I swear two old white ladies working in the hospital lobby said the same about me. I was sittin there when I hear " What is he brushing ? " " He doesn't even have hair ".. I slowly turn around and give them the

They were cool , though. One of the ladies was like " I didn't think you could hear us

 

[Emperor Sol]

Edit: Woops (Wrong thread. Had multiple tabs open lol)

 

[Pool_Shark]

Oh yeah just remembered a classic :cac: moment.

"I like black people I just hate ******s"

I remember one time we where in the elevator on the way home from the hospital, when this big old fat white dude gets in.

White Guy: "Aww what's his name (talking about my son)"
My girl:"Brandon"
White Guy:" That's funny I thought it'd be like Jamal or Carlos"
Me:"Excuse me"
White Guy: " O I'm sorry didn't mean to offend you"

What the fukk why can't people keep this shyt to themselves. I did laugh later though at the balls of this guy to say that to a group of strangers.

 

[Thebadguy]

"If slavery was still around, we would still be friends."

 

[jadillac]

"If slavery was still around, we would still be friends."

I think deep down many of them would still want slavery and it kills them, especially with the economy being the way it is that these black athletes are living lives they can't even dream of. It was all good as long as they had their job, too, but once that recession hit, now they're a lil more salty, and on top of that there is a black president.

There's some cool white ppl though who realize how f'd up stuff really is.

 

[Ohene]

They're saying that to piss you off breh.

lol you dont think i know this breh? i never let em see me sweat. out of that fukkhole now tho

 

[Green negs and spam]

*says something blatantly racist and is bought to task about it* "It's political correctness gone mad"

 

[Anti-Anime]

Middle school teachers asking all the black students in the class to stay after for a while so he can say, "While we're reading this book, I'll be saying the N-word several times, i just wanted to make sure it was cool with you guys"

 

[Sinnerman]

cacs gonna cac

 

[Alec Baldwin]

"every race has ******s" you always catch them saying this after some shyt goes down