THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Had to have some kind of power being it was able to outrun multiple missles.

That just made it worse. It could go that fast maneuver around those buildings like that.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

At the end of the day for the second time the villian steals the show. Anne Hathaway did a good job but the story was meh and batman should be mostly shot at night.

 

[Xtraz2]

Bane wuz a dope villian, really made him powerful and intimidating

but how he died at tha end and how he wuz sheddin tears brang him down a couple notches


also this catwoman wuz tha worst one yet

tha ending sucked, cuz there really wuz no chemistry built throughout tha movie with batman and catwoman, this is tha person who he choses to retire with and spend tha rest of his life with? i'm not buying it

christian bale just duzn't belong in this movie as batman, he's not bad at playing bruce wayne, but he sucks as batman, and that batman voice is annoying as fukk

 

[Allah]

i wanted bane to murk alfred everytime he started talking like a bytch

 

[Xtraz2]

i wanted bane to murk alfred everytime he started talking like a bytch

yeah Alfred started acting like a hoe

a few lines here and there wuz cool in tha old movies

but now this nikka tryna steal tha show with his sub-par acting and that english accent

ain't nobody tryna see that ugly ass nikka cry on screen lookin like + =

 

[Allah]

alfred = the whole movie

 

[young3000]

I was in VA this weekend visiting a friend she insisted we go see TDKR, but I was nah yall don't have IMAX here so I'll wait til I get back home and see it. After hours of begging I finally agreed to go see it with her. Movie froze up 3 times and they had to restart the projector once due to power outage.

After the 3rd time I yelled this is some bullshyt. I watched the whole but walked over to customer service with the face and got 2 free regal passes.

I'm not reading through 60 pages of this so I'm sure its been covered but:

The first batman/bane encounter had me like thought he was gonna kill bats for min. Bats punches and blows weren't even phasing him. I knew catwoman was going to lead him into a trap.

The way Bane took over Gotham, took out the GCPD, and exposed Gordon real boss like.

Batman recovering from a broken back in like 3-4 months

Batman wearing that brace like he had no knee injury and performing all those stunts

The way Alfred left

The twist at the end with Talia

Overall I enjoyed the movie but felt robbed because I didn't see it in IMAX and all the freezes during the movie. I'm going to check it out again this week.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Real]

Bane wuz a dope villian, really made him powerful and intimidating

but how he died at tha end and how he wuz sheddin tears brang him down a couple notches


also this catwoman wuz tha worst one yet

tha ending sucked, cuz there really wuz no chemistry built throughout tha movie with batman and catwoman, this is tha person who he choses to retire with and spend tha rest of his life with? i'm not buying it

christian bale just duzn't belong in this movie as batman, he's not bad at playing bruce wayne, but he sucks as batman, and that batman voice is annoying as fukk

nikka please

 

[Megatron Island]

That just made it worse. It could go that fast maneuver around those buildings like that.

point taken.

Forest for the trees though

 

[mvp_status]

also this catwoman wuz tha worst one yet

Please stop

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Brozay]

Very, very disappointing

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Very, very disappointing

I will go again just to see bane but the movie wasn't all that.

Avengers was still a better movie