The Day I Got My N*gger Wake Up Call.

[ThrobbingHood]

Never got the call and never will…

Congrats.

my pops played chess with huey....

i was born woke....

you sleepy nikkas need to catch up

Nice short story nikka.

True story.

Fukk this piece of shyt cac .

And I think her musical tastes gave you away. Motown, Stax, etc is black music. So that b*stard probably thought a black man initiated her to it.

Or your mutual friend told her father about you.

Ironically, it was her parents collection of Motown and Stax she borrowed me. They were into jazz and soul music. I assumed they would’ve been cool… but hey, this is a story everyone has seen before.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

so you ain’t hit??

3rd base. I was only 14 nikka.

I got the same energy for any white boy I catch sniffing around my daughters

I respect it.

That "personally Lynch" shyt was wild especially if you were a highschool freshman, dude needs paws put on him. Stuff like that is why I've always shied against interracial dating. Don't want that shyt in my personal life.

Yep, I’ve learned my lesson since then. That wasn’t a threat, it was a promise. Can’t lie, shyt shook me for a few days. That’s the kind of shyt you hear in Birth Of A Nation.

I didn’t want to get my parents involved so I just left it. I just had to take the L and move on.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

You put a good effort into cac, so I give you B+

Good fake story.

Send me your ma’s onlyfans page, and I’ll show her how much of a “CAC” I am.

Not reading that long ass shyt

The fact u needed a wake up call means ya parenting was trash

I’ve had a property portfolio since I was 25. If that’s trash parenting then….

Call yourself the N word crehs.

But you’re Asian.

Whata goofball

You stay on my dikk.

Hope you smashed

Nah. Her mouth got a good work out many times though. At least she kissed her father with it.

Me and my brothers would have pulled up on McCac and delivered a McAss Whoopin. Already know where ol girl lives. Her daddy gotta come outside sometime. Had him buried out in one of the heavily wooded areas of Oak Cliff or PG.

Nah, it wasn’t even worth it. They’re from old money too. She tried to reach out to me during college but I had become lactose intolerant by then.

 

[I Really Mean It]

I thought it was just a wake up call.

 

[Joe Budden]

Send me your ma’s onlyfans page, and I’ll show her how much of a “CAC” I am.

I’ve had a property portfolio since I was 25. If that’s trash parenting then….

But you’re Asian.

You stay on my dikk.

Nah. Her mouth got a good work out many times though. At least she kissed her father with it.

Nah, it wasn’t even worth it. They’re from old money too. She tried to reach out to me during college but I had become lactose intolerant by then.

I’m not Asian.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I thought it was just a wake up call.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I’m not Asian.

You’re not black either.

 

[Joe Budden]

You’re not black either.

As long as you don’t think I’m Asian.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

It’s “negro” wake-up call, which makes me think this story is fake.

 

[Son Goku]

You let a cracker threaten to lynch you, did nothing about it, and didn't even smash his daughter.



Tell us more about how your moms raised a whole bytch.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

As long as you don’t think I’m Asian.

Very telling.

It’s “negro” wake-up call, which makes me think this story is fake.

I posted the video of the Paul Mooney quote verbatim, and yet you- never mind. I can’t with you nikkas sometimes.

@Intergalactic Koala aka TheButcher, I ain’t got a reason to lie. I was thinking other brehs would share their wake up call stories, but you nikkas are more concerned with the veracity of my op.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

You let a cracker threaten to lynch you, did nothing about it, and didn't even smash his daughter.



Tell us more about how your moms raised a whole bytch.

What would you have done? I’m sure you were a super thug at age 14.

 

[Son Goku]

Very telling.

I posted the video of the Paul Mooney quote verbatim, and yet you- never mind. I can’t with you nikkas sometimes.

@Intergalactic Koala aka TheButcher, I ain’t got a reason to lie. I was thinking other brehs would share their wake up call stories, but you nikkas are more concerned with the veracity of my op.

What would you have done? I’m sure you were a super thug at age 14.

I never said all dat. You never said shyt after @Another Man threatened to hang you from a tree. I might not ne a super thug but I got a father/cousins/uncles/grandpa that can fit the bill.



I'll be damned if I let a motherfukker tell me which white bytches I can or can't talk to. You're a disgrace to #PAWGset.


I, the @Intergalactic Koala (aka The Butcher), can feel your anger. It gives me strength, it gives me focus.

 

[ApolloStark]

What would you have done? I’m sure you were a super thug at age 14.

Can't believe you're even entertaining the trolls

OP a solid poster, when I get a moment I'm gonna post my example later

 

[Vandelay]

Had mine at 11