The Derek Chauvin Trial Thread (Guilty on all charges!!) 4/20

[seemorecizzy]

but do you think they believe this dude has such an endearing personality that he can sway the jury on direct AND withstand cross? I'd pay good money to watch Derek fukking Chauvin get cross examined

they probably dont, and they probably won't put him up there. but it would have to be a hail mary attempt. he had no chance other wise.

no one has his back. police, ambulance, etc all gave bad testimonies on him. he would need to go up there and explain himself in a sympathetic fashion.

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

Lawyer: Does it sound like he said“I ate too many drugs”?

sgt: I can’t hear anything that was said

 

[Remy LeBreh]

Something about this breh on the stands demeanor is worrying me, his tone is way too agreeable

 

[Remy LeBreh]

Lawyer: Does it sound like he said“I ate too many drugs”?

sgt: I can’t hear anything that was said

They shouldn't have let him even publish that

 

[mattw1313]

Lawyer: Does it sound like he said“I ate too many drugs”?

sgt: I can’t hear anything that was said

knowing damn well nobody heard that. that piece of shyt just wanted to make that suggestion for the jury to hear

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

Lawyer just keeps asking trick questions in hopes of the breh slipping and falling into the trap

breh isn’t very articulate but he ain’t falling for it

 

[Remy LeBreh]

Chauvin weighs 140

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

They gonna put that piece of shyt Chauvin on the stand?

That faggit ain’t taking the stand.. Prosecutors going to eat him alive

 

[seemorecizzy]

Chauvin weighs 140

lmao

 

[mattw1313]

Something about this breh on the stands demeanor is worrying me, his tone is way too agreeable

WAY too agreeable

I know they regret bringing that dude all way the in from Cali for that.

accomplished nothing, and probably helped the defense more than anything

 

[PortCityProphet]

they have to imo
only way he can try and justify himself
mayb start cryin and say he made a mistake
mayb it can effect a juror or so
da way its going right now, he hss no chance

Hes white. Hes a police officer. He has a 99% chance

 

[TRUEST]

Chauvin weighs 140

I thought I misheard. Classic weight of a b1tch

 

[Robo Squirrel]

This mf is just trying to trick him up

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Oooooh I wish I was a judge.



Wtf CAN YOU SAY TO DEFEND WHAT HE DID?

Ummmmm he was having a bad day.


Guilty


That took 60 seconds

 

[Robo Squirrel]

The defense is just asking stupid ass random questions just to have something to say lol