The Dirty Mack Confessional

[Tenchi Ryu]

The Bi-Monthly scumbag congressional coli thread.

 

[97Pac]

Aint no p*ssy like the homies p*ssy

He wasn't a homie, just a teammate that no one really like anyways

I fukked a married woman while her husband was in Iraq, fighting for my freedom to pawg

 

[Nintendough]

The Bi-Monthly scumbag congressional coli thread.

My junior year of highschool my cousin brought his girl home from college for holiday. She was a freshman. He wanted to go turn some corners without her and asked me to keep her busy all day. At first I didnt really know what to do with her. She was this cute white broad. We sat in my room. Playing Dreamcast and we got bored and she said I was cute and kissed me. Mind you I was already 6 ft and played ball so I was pretty big which I guess helped me. I ended up making out with her on the bed and was like we might as well fukk. Felt bad but she fellt good as he'll and she let ne raw too. I dumped inside of her and she wouldnt fukk him later in the night because my cum was still in her and she woukdnt have been able to explain it. They got into a fight about it and she ended up coming to see me and she gave me head and swallowed behind the old walmart store.

 

[EBK String]

My junior year of highschool my cousin brought his girl home from college for holiday. She was a freshman. He wanted to go turn some corners without her and asked me to keep her busy all day. At first I didnt really know what to do with her. She was this cute white broad. We sat in my room. Playing Dreamcast and we got bored and she said I was cute and kissed me. Mind you I was already 6 ft and played ball so I was pretty big which I guess helped me. I ended up making out with her on the bed and was like we might as well fukk. Felt bad but she fellt good as he'll and she let ne raw too. I dumped inside of her and she wouldnt fukk him later in the night because my cum was still in her and she woukdnt have been able to explain it. They got into a fight about it and she ended up coming to see me and she gave me head and swallowed behind the old walmart store.

 

[Solano707]

I fukked a married woman while her husband was in Iraq, fighting for my freedom to pawg

I really lol'd

 

[Nintendough]

Nope

 

[Kwéyòl]

There was there was this one dude who would brag about this chick and how he was fukking her.

I felt like homie was lying so I went to the Source and found out cause was a super simp and be on some creepy shyt blowing her phone up and she been curving cuz for years.


So Squeezed myself in there and took her

 

[L&HH]

I fukked a married woman while her husband was in Iraq, fighting for my freedom to pawg

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

I fukked a married woman while her husband was in Iraq, fighting for my freedom to pawg

 

[SheWantTheD]

Bro Jersey is full of this shyt

What college did you go to?

 

[SheWantTheD]

My fiance has six sisters and i have had sex with all six of them at once for july 4th and she knows nothing about it. Also, her grandmother is in a wheelchair and grabbed my private parts once and i allowed it cause I knew she had nothing else goin on.

Edit: also i nutted in my girlfriends uncle's coffin like fifteen years ago

WTF is this ma nikka.. WTF is this?!

 

[SheWantTheD]

Back in my early 20s met this white girl online she invited me to her place did a little bit of drinking and she gave me some pajamas to wear and she passed out drunk

So I'm laying in the dark at some random chicks apartment in the dark. The only light I could see was from her window that was hight up.

So I slide off her pj's off and she wasn't wearing any underwear. And fukked her raw and Nutted all in her guts.

The next morning she gets up like nothing happens takes a shower. I know she still had nut inside of her but she didnt say anything .she she hugged Me grabbed my dikk and I never saw her again

I was young and dumb

Nikka that was rape.. not none of this pseudo what if rape situations... shorty was passed out drunk and you slid her pants off. Nikka....

 

[SheWantTheD]

Smashed one of my teammate girls in college on a constant base my senior year. The p*ssy was fire and she was a freak. She called me one day after they got to arguing talking bout "you got 20 minutes to get here." Im talking my car was still rolling when I got out. One of her roommates was giving me the look because she knew what was going down plus I was smashing one of her friends too.

I came outside their quad style dorms one day after beating and he was outside on his phone. I knew I had to play it cool, I gave him the head nod and chopped it up for a second. He assumed I was in their fukking the roommate because she was known for fukking all the athletes.

He in the league now and she always post those "we are so happy" pictures . Id be laying there in silence while she was telling him she loved him on the phone.

Nikka drop names

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Back in my early 20s met this white girl online she invited me to her place did a little bit of drinking and she gave me some pajamas to wear and she passed out drunk

So I'm laying in the dark at some random chicks apartment in the dark. The only light I could see was from her window that was hight up.

So I slide off her pj's off and she wasn't wearing any underwear. And fukked her raw and Nutted all in her guts.

The next morning she gets up like nothing happens takes a shower. I know she still had nut inside of her but she didnt say anything .she she hugged Me grabbed my dikk and I never saw her again

I was young and dumb

Damn b you really raped that girl smh

 

[SheWantTheD]

My junior year of highschool my cousin brought his girl home from college for holiday. She was a freshman. He wanted to go turn some corners without her and asked me to keep her busy all day. At first I didnt really know what to do with her. She was this cute white broad. We sat in my room. Playing Dreamcast and we got bored and she said I was cute and kissed me. Mind you I was already 6 ft and played ball so I was pretty big which I guess helped me. I ended up making out with her on the bed and was like we might as well fukk. Felt bad but she fellt good as he'll and she let ne raw too. I dumped inside of her and she wouldnt fukk him later in the night because my cum was still in her and she woukdnt have been able to explain it. They got into a fight about it and she ended up coming to see me and she gave me head and swallowed behind the old walmart store.

Where did you learn to be so foul?