The Final Chapter in Billy's Crazy GF Saga

[The 2020 New Member]

i been fukkin with this bytch off and on for about a year and a half. i didn't talk to her since about september but i recently reconciled. i fukked this ho last friday, with a rubber, and i didn't even nut...

she's callin me today talking about she's pregnant. now...this is the same bytch that has tried to take my life away numerous times and also had pregnancy scares conveniently before every major event of the last year.

my mom died

"well...i'm having morning sickness..."

i get evicted

"i've got a baby on the way. i didn't want to tell you but..."

i start school tuesday

"let's meet up for lunch. im almost done having my blood tested..."



on top of this, the bytch is a fukking alcoholic so even if she really is preggers this time, i'm pretty sure my baby is going to be a retard. how the fukk can i get proper retribution, brehs? this bullshyt is too much. and she's fukked other nikkas in the past few months. tryna hit the ol' boy with the admiral akbar, meanwhile me and my bf and eating hummus and pita chips. fukk that.

i am calling on the most demonic of the demonic to help me form a plan and if i find out that she is not pregnant with MY child (within the next week or so), i promise a feast.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

If you really only fucced her one time, with a condom and didn't nut, then she's not pregnant. Or if she is, it's not yours. Don't play mind games with young girls. Just and be done with it.

 

[mortuus est]

billy i thought u was ghey?

 

[ugksam]

lmao you're caught up with some crazy hoe

 

[The 2020 New Member]

If you really only fucced her one time, with a condom and didn't nut, then she's not pregnant. Or if she is, it's not yours. Don't play mind games with young girls. Just and be done with it.

she's 35 and has fukked me over plenty of times with her black feminist lush ways.. some fukkery might do her good.

billy i thought u was ghey?

i am mostly but i still bang out bytches for sport. they know the deal, though.

lmao you're caught up with some crazy hoe

i know...and i was in the clear....then i thought some bullshyt like "true friends are hard to come by." and started remembering the good times. now i'm dealing with this crazy ass nonsense. apparently exposing her to the whole vegas comic scene wasn't enough. i guess she wants me to take it a step further.

part of me wants to be the bigger man. and then there's the rest of me that knows i'm going to hell anyway.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

she's 35...

35 and still acting like a kid? Damn dat bish lost.

 

[mortuus est]

i am mostly but i still bang out bytches for sport. they know the deal, though.

seems legit, i can dig that bro

 

[The 2020 New Member]

35 and still acting like a kid? Damn dat bish lost.

exactly. she's about to be erased from my memory on some eternal sunshine, but i'm so pissed about this that i actually want to get back at her. she does this every single time something major happens in my life. and the bytch wonders why other nikkas don't keep her around or treat her like a black queen. she's a fukkin nutcase!

 

[BlvdBrawler]

So what happened with this?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

So what happened with this?

i smashed 2 weeks ago and she's 6 weeks pregant

i told her i'd be down to give her a ride

she still drinking like a motherfukker tho

i hope i'm giving her a ride to have it taken care of and not the the ER. she barely got her life together and her fam trying to convince her to keep it. i'm gonna have to keep my distance. but i learned a valuable lesson in all of this: stop messing with crazy immature women.

no more jugs for me, bussy and religion is all i neee-eeeed.