i been fukkin with this bytch off and on for about a year and a half. i didn't talk to her since about september but i recently reconciled. i fukked this ho last friday, with a rubber, and i didn't even nut...
she's callin me today talking about she's pregnant. now...this is the same bytch that has tried to take my life away numerous times and also had pregnancy scares conveniently before every major event of the last year.
my mom died
"well...i'm having morning sickness..."
i get evicted
"i've got a baby on the way. i didn't want to tell you but..."
i start school tuesday
"let's meet up for lunch. im almost done having my blood tested..."

on top of this, the bytch is a fukking alcoholic so even if she really is preggers this time, i'm pretty sure my baby is going to be a retard. how the fukk can i get proper retribution, brehs? this bullshyt is too much. and she's fukked other nikkas in the past few months. tryna hit the ol' boy with the admiral akbar, meanwhile me and my bf and eating hummus and pita chips. fukk that.
i am calling on the most demonic of the demonic to help me form a plan and if i find out that she is not pregnant with MY child (within the next week or so), i promise a feast.
she's callin me today talking about she's pregnant. now...this is the same bytch that has tried to take my life away numerous times and also had pregnancy scares conveniently before every major event of the last year.
my mom died
"well...i'm having morning sickness..."

i get evicted
"i've got a baby on the way. i didn't want to tell you but..."

i start school tuesday
"let's meet up for lunch. im almost done having my blood tested..."


on top of this, the bytch is a fukking alcoholic so even if she really is preggers this time, i'm pretty sure my baby is going to be a retard. how the fukk can i get proper retribution, brehs? this bullshyt is too much. and she's fukked other nikkas in the past few months. tryna hit the ol' boy with the admiral akbar, meanwhile me and my bf and eating hummus and pita chips. fukk that.
i am calling on the most demonic of the demonic to help me form a plan and if i find out that she is not pregnant with MY child (within the next week or so), i promise a feast.
and be done with it.
now i'm dealing with this crazy ass nonsense. apparently exposing her to the whole vegas comic scene wasn't enough. i guess she wants me to take it a step further.
35 and still acting like a kid? Damn dat bish lost. 


no more jugs for me, bussy and religion is all i neee-eeeed.