"The girl who curved me my freshman year was found dead"

[Matt504]

I can’t remember the title but there is a thread here with guys fantasizing about chicks that curved them having horrible lives.

I think I mentioned how odd that thought pattern was for a couple of reasons.
Firstly being, just living life. I can’t imagine staying around the same people, never leaving the same town, never meeting anyone new...to the extent that years later I’m still running into the same people I grew up with.

I also can’t imagine needing someone who wasn’t attracted to me to have a horrible life out of bitterness. That’s nuts.

Now if they were excessively rude then fukk em. But let’s be real, most people who don’t want u aren’t being rude. Their biggest crime is not being attracted to u and not wanting to entertain ur presence. That’s not a “crime” that deserves cosmic existential punishment.

Edit: Is dude parodying the bitterness some dudes carry around from being rejected by a chick in the 3rd grade...? If that’s his punchline then that is kinda funny.

He's not even parodying it, it's literal comedy for a subset of the population that truly believe they are entitled to the bodies of other humans, denying them something they're entitled to is deserving of punishment including but not limited to that person living a horrible life.

 

[Astroslik]

nikkas can’t even grasp basic jokes in here.

 

[Matt504]

No because the fact that she curved him is the content which explains the reaction, otherwise it is just an unexplained reaction akin to delivering a punchline with no fukking back story or set up to it. Again for fukk sake you people can't think. His reaction is the punchline and him being curved is the content and back story which leads to the punchline.

The joke is his fukking reaction and the reason for that reaction, him being curved, which is needed to explain that punchline otherwise the joke has no meaning

You're making my point, the joke isn't funny if the girl that was found dead didn't slight the person reacting.

if the setup was "I used to date this girl in high school" instead of "I was curved by her" no one here would find it funny, it's only funny because his reaction is directly linked to the slight making her death humorous.

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

He's not even parodying it, it's literal comedy for a subset of the population that truly believe they are entitled to the bodies of other humans, denying them something they're entitled to is deserving of punishment including but not limited to that person living a horrible life.

On Dave Chappelles Netflix special did you laugh at the 'kicked her in the p*ssy' joke?

And if you did, are you apart of a subset of the population that believe it is okay and you are entitled to kicking women in the p*ssy if they don't have any stove top pudding or any other type of desert you we're eagerly anticipating?

Secondly you said it is literal comedy Loool can you prove the girl in the joke isn't hypothetical purely for the purpose of the joke?

 

[Roid Jones]

Not funny at all smh

 

[Roid Jones]

It's crazy how women get when a woman isn't interested in them

Breh bombed his comeback

 

[Neuromancer]

God tier posting Men are only useful as commodities and means to an end. I’m not even mad about it, just wish people would be honest about it. The original post/“joke” is fukked but so is laughing at a dude who died over an insecurity lol. Selective morality is funny

Isn't it?

 

[Matt504]

On Dave Chappelles Netflix special did you laugh at the 'kicked her in the p*ssy' joke?

And if you did, are you apart of a subset of the population that believe it is okay and your are entitled to kicking women in the p*ssy if they don't have any stove top pudding or any other type of desert tou we're eagerly anticipating?

Secondly you said it is literal comedy Loool can you prove the girl in the joke isn't hypothetical purely for the purpose of the joke?

I'm starting to get it, you're one of the people who can only parse comedy at the surface level which is why you'd even make the comparison between Chappelle showcasing his storytelling mastery and a joke where there is no elaborate setup, the entirety of the joke requires the listener to identify with the struggle of men being denied by women that aren't interested in them.



Dave is so confident in his skillset that he literally gives up the punchline before ever telling the joke, and later walks the audience into it unwittingly, THAT is the joke, not a woman being kicked in the p*ssy.

There's nothing clever about the joke in the OP so the comparison falls flat on its face.

Joke: here's my reaction to the death of a girl that curved me back in high school. lolz

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

How many fat ugly women have you curved

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

He's not even parodying it, it's literal comedy for a subset of the population that truly believe they are entitled to the bodies of other humans, denying them something they're entitled to is deserving of punishment including but not limited to that person living a horrible life.

Woooowwwwww. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. But yeah thats soooooooooooo entitled and bitter.

Oh well, drag Blk Twitter is doing it’s job. Them memes replying to him got me HURT! An example of collective shared consciousness using shaming as an evolutionary tactic to demonstrate what is unacceptable and keep weirdos on the fringes of society. Nothing feels better than this. And it’s necessary and cathartic.

.....and these fukking memes are hilarious!

Jesus take the wheel!Twitter
The simplicity of the Jadakiss meme got me laughing the hardest. Just a simple “Why?”

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[JOHN.KOOL]

I'm starting to get it, you're one of the people who can only parse comedy at the surface level which is why you'd even make the comparison between Chappelle showcasing his storytelling mastery and a joke where there is no elaborate setup, the entirety of the joke requires the listener to identify with the struggle of men being denied by women that aren't interested in them.



Dave is so confident in his skillset that he literally gives up the punchline before ever telling the joke, and later walks the audience into it unwittingly, THAT is the joke, not a woman being kicked in the p*ssy.

There's nothing clever about the joke in the OP so the comparison falls flat on its face.

Joke: here's my reaction to the death of a girl that curved me back in high school. lolz

For the record what you said in the bold is an assumtion, and a false one at that.


But... In the joke OP posted there is a set up, it isn't as long as daves but there is a set up.

The comedian in this case begins by informing us of his connection with the girl, the subject of the joke, a female who he was romantically interested in at one point in time however she did not reciprocate those feelings. It provides evidence of an emotional connection for the comedian tied to what he was about to reveal. The Comedian then says she was found dead in a parking lot. Few words used to describe the scene but it rather expertly paints a vivid and harrowing image, the image of.a young girl lifeless in a cold parking lot, like an abandoned vehicle rather than a once living breathing human being. Those few words suscessfully manage to form an emotional link between the listener and the subject of the joke, in such few words helping the listener feel strong sadness and empathy for the female (as demonstrated by nikkas in this thread being all in their feelings about a girl who is more than likely fukking hypothetical, but I digress). Once the comedian has rather impressively in short time drawn such feelings out of the listener he throws a curveball but revealing his celebration for her untimely demise, celebration born out of the fact that she did not reciprocate his romantic feelings as earlier mentioned in the joke. The contrast between the feelings of the listener and the actual comedian to the situation, especially considering he is the individual initially with the stronger connection to the subject of the joke here, and also being able to expertly lead us emotionally one way before switching back the other like an Allen Iverson crossover is what make this joke a small dose of brilliance.

Next I shall be reviewing the last Kanye West album....

 

[DPresidential]

I'm dead at the nikkas taking up the mantle to defend this weirdo on some #AllJokesMatter.

" The girl is dead! And it's funny...it's funny...



It's funny because, I can relate."

ass nikkas.


3 pages and we've got to the point where nikkas are legit giving journal entries into the girls...not the women...the girls that curved them and others saying the Coli isn't a place for serious thought. We talking about a forum that when we find out a member has died...we create a memorial thread and donate to their families...

I wonder how many of y'all welcome jokes in those threads on some, "Yea, the nikka who begged me in 2012 just got murdered."


The Coli Dot Com.

 

[Matt504]

For the record what you said in the bold is an assumtion, and a false one at that.


But... In the joke OP posted there is a set up, it isn't as long as daves but there is a set up.

The comedian in this case begins by informing us of his connection with the girl, the subject of the joke, a female who he was romantically interested in at one point in time however she did not reciprocate those feelings. It provides evidence of an emotional connection for the comedian tied to what he was about to reveal. The Comedian then says she was found dead in a parking lot. Few words used to describe the scene but it rather expertly paints a vivid and harrowing image, the image of.a young girl lifeless in a cold parking lot, like an abandoned vehicle rather than a once living breathing human being. Those few words suscessfully manage to form an emotional link between the listener and the subject of the joke, in such few words helping the listener feel strong sadness and empathy for the female (as demonstrated by nikkas in this thread being all in their feelings about a girl who is more than likely fukking hypothetical, but I digress). Once the comedian has rather impressively in short time drawn such feelings out of the listener he throws a curveball but revealing his celebration for her untimely demise, celebration born out of the fact that she did not reciprocate his romantic feelings as earlier mentioned in the joke. The contrast between the feelings of the listener and the actual comedian to the situation, especially considering he is the individual initially with the stronger connection to the subject of the joke here, and also being able to expertly lead us emotionally one way before switching back the other like an Alan Iverson crossover is what make this joke a small dose of brilliance.

Next I shall be reviewing the last Kanye West album....

Gotta dap you for this one, you should review walmart cookies next.

 

[Kairi Irving]

nikkas can’t even grasp basic jokes in here.

Yeah but it was too mundane and CACish

 

[Roland Coltrane]

#HOH Prime Minister