I drive one of these, Par. I show up ANYWHERE NEAR inebriated, I'm on unpaid leave, possible demotion, potential firing with a note attached in my file of 'substance abuse issues' in terms of me being hired anywhere else on this small ass island. Joke post or not, I've seen too many former co-workers fall to Alcoholism or smoking 'too much weed' to the point they got found out and lost their shyt, unnecessarily, I might add.
I didn't know you do real work; I stand corrected
