The Last Dirtbag Thing You've Done?

Heafcliffe

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Remember this move, when your boss walks in 1 day and lays you off saying company downsizing. And all of the min wage employee's under you doing this
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Merry Christmas.. :ufdup:

Karma's bout to be a bytch.:lupe:
 

Mr. Manhattan

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was supposed to scoop a girl up who had a major crush on me.. to go bowling.. i was on my way driving to pick her up from her house... 20 minutes driving..i realized how far she was.. "another 40 minutes, plus this fukking traffic!?" :childplease:, took a detour before entering the highway, went to eat at Zaxbys and went back home instead, blocked her from my phone :manny:
 

bogey_j

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was supposed to scoop a girl up who had a major crush on me.. to go bowling.. i was on my way driving to pick her up from her house... 20 minutes driving..i realized how far she was.. "another 40 minutes, plus this fukking traffic!?" :childplease:, took a detour before entering the highway, went to eat at Zaxbys and went back home instead, blocked her from my phone :manny:
how fine was she tho? :lupe:

some dymes are worth the trip :ohlawd:
 

fukkyalifestyle

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Told my ex I was gonna visit her and I bought plane tickets and everything. The day of my "flight" i never returned her phone call or texts. And she took days off work, made plans and had a room reserved for a couple of nights :lolbron:
why didn't you go?
 
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