The Lengths We Go to Attract Females is Ridiculous Now

[chineebai]

Doing some Kabuki and still get rejected

 

[Coli Bot]

She wants a high value bird but what is she bringing to the table though.

 

[Chrishaune]

Its crazy seeing cold approaching in nature

That's the thing though, she came up in his territory and decided, "nah"....

ice cold

We won't admit it, but we've all been there.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

I fukking hate social media, cameras in the jungles of Cambodia just to catch a bird's L.

They had cameras capturing wild animals before social media.

 

[BaileyPark31]

@Canada Goose

@birdgang91

 

[FromStLouis]

They had cameras capturing wild animals before social media.

Yeah and it was on National Geographic not Instagram and it was accompanied by David Attenborough narrating it.



Way to have your avian breh's back, Mandarin Duck.

 

[Buddy]

He needed the homies

 

[dat aint da same sandwich]

bytch was like "you done?"

 

[Ineedmoney504]

bytch was like "you done?"

Some bum ass bird with no job and rabies gonna be smashing tonight. Thot ass birds

 

[DrexlersFade]

My mans had that crackhead energy

The way she ducked under his wing while still dancing and flew away

The way he looked at the end

@ThaBoyBam that shyt needs to be a smiley

 

[EffYou]

She wants a high value bird but what is she bringing to the table though.

Naw that crackhead bird was high value, u ain’t see the puzzled look on his face as she flew away bruh ain’t never been turned down


Bird brehette checked herself out “I can’t bring nothing to this nest”

I’m dying nature just keep shyt so natural gotta love it, we humans the ones with mental gymnastics

 

[I'm Blackman]

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

We use to have to behead nikkas on some gladiator shyt. I'm fine with this era. I'll buy a chick 15 bucks worth of gas to get some p*ssy.

 

[SheWantTheD]

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Do the Dougie on advanced mode and still have the bytch fly off, brehs