The Lengths We Go to Attract Females is Ridiculous Now

[Easy-E]

HVB's

I can't breath

 

[Mowgli]

Birds have no problem cold approaching

And you got men on the Coli scared to death to do it

Clowns working up courage to cold SMS approach. Tryna unlock thighs with emoji strings

 

[Geordi]

Instinct is a crazy thing. Nobody taught him that, he just saw a chick and his genes told him to dance like that

 

[Calibrated]

She looking for a raptor or tupac with a gold beak. The type of bird that will snatch up a mackerel , fly it around like a bytch then toss on bed of rocks:

An eagle literally making a shark its little bytch

 

[Cape Town JHB]

Bet she got birdies by Coocoo and Raybird

 

[old pig]

I used to laugh at the idea of birdwatching but they’re some incredible creatures to observe

 

[Koli_Kat]

Bet she got birdies by Coocoo and Raybird

She don't want him she too busy getting piped out by Chadbird and Tryonebird

 

[videogamestashbox.com]

he hitting the dab

shyt yall just reminded me of that old video....
"Hit that hoe... ya...."


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[blues_funk_reggae]

A dark day in the world of inter bird relationship dynamics.

He prolly turned into a demon after that, flew over a Coli breh's car and let it rip

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

I used to laugh at the idea of birdwatching but they’re some incredible creatures to observe

I GUESS owls be jacking other birehs nest and post up in them

 

[Bossino]

A dark day in the world of inter bird relationship dynamics.

He prolly turned into a demon after that, flew over a Coli breh's car and let it rip

 

[ThirdAct]

These bytches today are stuck up, man

 

[Mr Clean]

Bird breh gonna be angrily chirping on Kevin Samuels show by next week

 

[skokiaan]

She just wanted a simple conversation..bird breh got nervous and started dancing

 

[Pseudonym]

Y’all stupid