The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

[Cattle Mutilation]

DAve emptied the star bag for Double or Nothing

Hangman/Ospreay: ½
DCF/Paragon: ¾
Anarchy in the Arena:
Storm/Shirakawa:
Okada/Speedball: ½
Hurt Syndicate/Sons of Texas: ½
Ricochet/Briscoe: ½
FTR vs Nigel/Garcia: ½
Mercedes/Hayter: ½
Zero Hour: • 8-man tag: ¼
Anna/Harley vs Megan/Penelope: DNR

 

[Silkk]

"Win or lose, we booze" has strong potential as a catch phrase. Problem is it's being used by a bunch of bums

Jacked Jameson gives me racist cop roidhead aura

Love the gimmick, theme, and entrance for the other three though. Feels like early Acclaimed

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

To write them off TV, ya know something that all promotions do unless said wrestler is fully incapacitated

It must be tough being a hate watcher but also having a very low IQ

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I thought this thread was the safe haven from nerds like silkk and piff

They are getting bored talking to themselves in their echo chamber I think it's funny...

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Look at this faggit needing a safe haven on a message board.

Ignore button right there p*ssy

Says the guy who pretends to have posters on ignore yet still posts in all the threads lol

 

[RammerJammer]

She had the greatest storyline & match in the women’s division in AEW history with Tony

You’re supposed to do everything in your power to keep talent like

Young talent even more so

Tony is a complete moron where she now going to walk into WWE & be bigger than she was in AEW instead of keeping her as one of the biggest talents in AEW’s Women’s Division

TK could’ve gave her half the company and nothing was keeping her from her dream job which was WWE

She’s blonde, pretty, and HHH stan? She getting pushed to the moon, would’ve been dumb to pass that up, plus she had a fitting end to her AEW run.

No more bloody lesbian warfare tho

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

TK could’ve gave her half the company and nothing was keeping her from her dream job which was WWE

She’s blonde, pretty, and HHH stan? She getting pushed to the moon, would’ve been dumb to pass that up, plus she had a fitting end to her AEW run.

No more bloody lesbian warfare tho

I like Mariah a lot. I think she can do well though women's wrestling is in a boom period right now for talent so she's gonna have her roadblocks.

That said, all this "greatest story line ever" stuff.. Yes, she played her role well. However, Toni Storm and RJ City wrote the shyt and Tony Khan was involved too. We don't know what Mariah is truly capable of without some of that assistance. We KNOW that Toni Storm hasn't missed a beat.

 

[OneDeep]

TK could’ve gave her half the company and nothing was keeping her from her dream job which was WWE

She’s blonde, pretty, and HHH stan? She getting pushed to the moon, would’ve been dumb to pass that up, plus she had a fitting end to her AEW run.

No more bloody lesbian warfare tho

That speed run to the top was something

But she was WWE coded in Stardom And she definitely Main Eventing WM with Tiffany in 2 years

Just still think Tony’s a dumbass for not locking her down for 5 years

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

It's sort of hilarious how one of Mariah's last moments in AEW was Toni coming out in Mariah's gear and looking better than her. Everyone said Toni killed her on her own shyt, and then she left

In all honesty, I think Mariah is going to absolutely kill it in WWE. She's got all the tools to succeed. I just hope they don't throw her in NXT from the start.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

It's sort of hilarious how one of Mariah's last moments in AEW was Toni coming out in Mariah's gear and looking better than her. Everyone said Toni killed her on her own shyt, and then she left

You be the judge....

 

[RammerJammer]

That speed run to the top was something

But she was WWE coded in Stardom And she definitely Main Eventing WM with Tiffany in 2 years

Just still think Tony’s a dumbass for not locking her down for 5 years

That I do agree with, the short length of the contract was surprising

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

It's sort of hilarious how one of Mariah's last moments in AEW was Toni coming out in Mariah's gear and looking better than her. Everyone said Toni killed her on her own shyt, and then she left

In all honesty, I think Mariah is going to absolutely kill it in WWE. She's got all the tools to succeed. I just hope they don't throw her in NXT from the start.

Think this was the last talking segment she had too lol

 

[MenacingMonk]

The marks and stooges are working overtime today.

Yall should already know how I felt about Mehriah. She couldn’t get herself over as champ and there’s plenty of better talent on the roster. Sure, she could cut a promo, but ring wise she was average.

Mina came in and completely outshined her too. We good over here. And May is a better fit for the WWE style anyway.

 

[MenacingMonk]

AEW still has Willow, who everyone loves and a better talent too.

 

[TheAlbionist]

Think this was the last talking segment she had too lol

Ironically, despite getting bodied in a way that might actually haunt her for the rest of her career, at least on social media, this was Mariah's best promo work of the whole thing.

Both of them in this