The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

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With Mina coming in and Thekla interested in AEW, there’s no need to sign any of the recent releases, but I feel like 1 or 2 might get contracts. Who would you guys pick?

In terms of character and personality, Shotzi and PK would fit in easily. But they’re average in the ring.

Shayna has the ring work but lacks a personality. She could be the bad ass heel if the booking is right, but there’s much talent on the roster that don’t need to be fed to her, especially since they’re building Bayne. She might end up lost in the roster.

Never cared for Kai and Jakara is still fresh compared to the rest.

I’d go with PK and Shotzi. They can be even more :shaq: in AEW and i don’t think their W-L record would matter much because they would be over with the crowd already. PK might just end up in TNA to be with her man, tho.

I’m interested in seeing what Shayna would do, but the timing doesn’t feel right for someone with her skill and how deep the women’s roster is.

Shayna is honestly so BCC/DR coded it's kinda wild to me she hadn't jumped ship already. Obviously her and Marina are ready-made, but the other horsewomen are available for a one-off too. She could also do good numbers in Japan though. :lupe:

Jakara I've not watched but the package someone posted of her makes me think she's worth a proving ground match in ROH to see if she can go at the level Athena has set for all the porcelain hussies over there.:birdman:

Anyone else, I only really see it if TK adds a tag division. If you do that then grab Kayden/Katana, Dakota and maybe Shotzi... I can't see anyone but Shayna being any sort of threat to either singles belt honestly.
 

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Anyone else, I only really see it if TK adds a tag division. If you do that then grab Kayden/Katana, Dakota and maybe Shotzi... I can't see anyone but Shayna being any sort of threat to either singles belt honestly.

I forgot about them. :dead:

TK got that fukk you money, but he doesn’t need to hand it out to everyone that was cut. :mjlol:
 

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I gotta check the shirts i have, both wwe shop and pwt. Especially if they were made in China. Tho they got tariffs on everyone these days. Guessing it's not a easy finding a manufacturer vs working with an established one like fanatics. They could def have some success with the puppet and who knows what other ideas. Not sure how lucrative the match business is even for wwe. Some stuff prolly sells great while others not so much. It's not like fans are all buying stuff at every show. Things like Mania with WWE world prolly contribute a large percentage to their sales. AEW just needs to get a good team on that type of thing and grow the merch department.
 

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@Saysumthinfunnymike , apparently we’re on “ignore” from one of the clowns. Guess we finally triggered him by calling out his mental illness more. Despite that still wanna slick talk. :mjlol:

Out here calling me “Latino Heat.” Only other person to call me that was Finn and he’s been gone for a while. Think we found that racists other alias. :mjpls:
With where WWE is going, they're gonna have to defend that.

The bullet time like maneuvers we'll see once it gets to that completely will be crazy
 

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Triple H might not see it that way but representation matters and will always matter. Jakara was inspired by Mercedes. I'm sure others are being inspired by Bianca etc..
Total Divas raised the profile of alot of these women you see now.

Mercedes/Sasha and Bianca and somewhat Bayley are what Chyna and Lita was in their days and that's become completely influential to the next generation.
 

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With where WWE is going, they're gonna have to defend that.

The bullet time like maneuvers we'll see once it gets to that completely will be crazy
Think you quoted wrong post?

Regardless, the Klansley Kult Krew are gonna defend their man and company no matter what. On Wreddit I already seen the sheep following along with the “age and no hustle” excuse they put out for their recent cuts. :skip:
 
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They partnered with Jordan? Now I know Shane McMahon is really coming....

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Gonna need a remix of “fukk them kids” to “fukk them stooges.” :lolbron:

Also, Jordan part of a nascar team is something I thought I’d never read. :heh:
Ironically last time I checked Bubba Wallace drove the car and he's black
 
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