The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

[Heelish]

Ghostwrote for Max Castor, but keep it on the

You must’ve been high off that eucalyptus leaf when you wrote this one:

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

He ad-libbed that , not my pen.

Own up!

 

[mannyrs13]

I don't know if they should introduce women's tag titles just yet, especially seeing the clusterfukk that the WWE ones have been. Even the men's titles have been put on the back burner in recent times while the division gets built up multiple times. And that division has more material to use.

I know they have TayJay and likely other unofficial pairings they can use, but I want to see more tag teams being established so they can have a strong division first. Not to introduce the tag titles & have random women teaming up cuz they need challengers while rest of the division is lacking in the singles side.

Like you can use the excuse of Bailey & Knight being singles guys put together on men side but the men have more depth that it's ok. Not so much with the women.

After All In if Toni retains, they need to build up some tag teams but also keep a couple of women for each title to create feuds for those. They gonna have to bring in some ROH talent to help.

 

[Norrin Radd]

 

[TheNatureBoy]

If AEW were to ever introduce their women's tag team titles, which made the news recently even though they've had the belts for over a year, who would your 8 teams be for a tag team tournament to crown the champions?

My picks...

1. Toni Storm and Mina
2. TayJay
3. Megan Bayne and Penelope Ford
4. Athena and Billie Starkz
5. Kris Statlander and Marina Shafir (given current story)
6. Julia Hart and Skye Blue
7. Mercedes Mone and Harley Cameron
8. Willow Nightingale and Yuka Sakazaki

I've seen Yuka less than Rhio in AEW. Maybe Deonna/Taya or Queen Aminata/Deeb. Britt Baker/Jamie Hayter reunion

 

[TheAlbionist]

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AEWOfficial/s/UYRj4v9I4d

https://www.reddit.com/r/AEWOfficial/s/Y47TKxNGKz

Sickos on Reddit are so mad that they've barely commented or made a thread in squared circle

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

dope

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

I've seen Yuka less than Rhio in AEW.

I had a method to my madness there because they actually are a bit similar - sunny, upbeat, positive personalities with music that matches, very easy to like, and they are killers in the ring.

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Hangman doesn't do much media, going to have to check out whatever this interview on whatever the fukk this SHAK wrestling thing is

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

 

[TheNatureBoy]

I had a method to my madness there because they actually are a bit similar - sunny, upbeat, positive personalities with music that matches, very easy to like, and they are killers in the ring.

Ah, I could maybe see them doing a tournament post All In sometime. Or figuring out the TBS title, no matter who wins.

 

[Jmare007]

@Saysumthinfunnymike Way of the Blade: AEW Edition is available right now, 8 bucks on Amazon. Just copped it. Here's the list of matches reviewed:

Spoiler

CONTENTS
A Special Announcement From Tony Khan
Introduction
1. Cody vs. Dustin Rhodes
2. Chris Jericho vs. Kenny Omega
3. Jon Moxley vs. Joey Janela
4. Jon Moxley vs. Kenny Omega
5. Jon Moxley's Crimson Vacation
6. Cody vs. Wardlow
7. Ortiz/Santana vs. Best Friends
8. Cody vs. Brodie Lee
9. Kenny Omega vs. Jon Moxley II
10. Wrap the Ring
11. Britt Baker vs. Thunder Rosa
12. Joshi Violence
13. Pinnacle vs. Inner Circle
14. War Games (ish)
15. Chris Jericho vs. Nick Gage
16. The Young Bucks vs. The Lucha Bros
17. CM Punk vs. Eddie Kingston
18. Eddie Kingston’s Red Road
19. TayJay vs. Penelope/The Bunny
20. Bryan Danielson vs. Adam Page
21. Adam Page vs. Lance Archer
22. Jon Moxley vs. Bryan Danielson
23. Red Dragon
24. CM Punk vs. MJF
25. Dog Collar Drama
26. Jon Moxley vs. Wheeler Yuta
27. Anarchy in the Arena
28. Bryan Danielson vs. Daniel Garcia
29. Chris Jericho vs. Tomohiro Ishii
30. FTR vs. The Briscoes
31. Man Up: The Bloody Matches of Jay Briscoe
32. Sammy Guevara vs. Jon Moxley
33. Darby Allin vs. Samoa Joe
34. Bryan Danielson vs. Rush 35. Jon Moxley vs. Evil Uno
36. Adam Page vs. Jon Moxley
37. MJF vs. Bryan Danielson
38. Anarchy in the Arena 2
39. Kenny Omega vs. Will Ospreay
40. Stadium Stampede 3
41. Swerve Strickland vs. Adam Page

I'm already at the TK drawing they used, he's as coked up as you can possible imagine in comic form

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

@Saysumthinfunnymike Way of the Blade: AEW Edition is available right now, 8 bucks on Amazon. Just copped it. Here's the list of matches reviewed:

Spoiler

CONTENTS
A Special Announcement From Tony Khan
Introduction
1. Cody vs. Dustin Rhodes
2. Chris Jericho vs. Kenny Omega
3. Jon Moxley vs. Joey Janela
4. Jon Moxley vs. Kenny Omega
5. Jon Moxley's Crimson Vacation
6. Cody vs. Wardlow
7. Ortiz/Santana vs. Best Friends
8. Cody vs. Brodie Lee
9. Kenny Omega vs. Jon Moxley II
10. Wrap the Ring
11. Britt Baker vs. Thunder Rosa
12. Joshi Violence
13. Pinnacle vs. Inner Circle
14. War Games (ish)
15. Chris Jericho vs. Nick Gage
16. The Young Bucks vs. The Lucha Bros
17. CM Punk vs. Eddie Kingston
18. Eddie Kingston’s Red Road
19. TayJay vs. Penelope/The Bunny
20. Bryan Danielson vs. Adam Page
21. Adam Page vs. Lance Archer
22. Jon Moxley vs. Bryan Danielson
23. Red Dragon
24. CM Punk vs. MJF
25. Dog Collar Drama
26. Jon Moxley vs. Wheeler Yuta
27. Anarchy in the Arena
28. Bryan Danielson vs. Daniel Garcia
29. Chris Jericho vs. Tomohiro Ishii
30. FTR vs. The Briscoes
31. Man Up: The Bloody Matches of Jay Briscoe
32. Sammy Guevara vs. Jon Moxley
33. Darby Allin vs. Samoa Joe
34. Bryan Danielson vs. Rush 35. Jon Moxley vs. Evil Uno
36. Adam Page vs. Jon Moxley
37. MJF vs. Bryan Danielson
38. Anarchy in the Arena 2
39. Kenny Omega vs. Will Ospreay
40. Stadium Stampede 3
41. Swerve Strickland vs. Adam Page

I'm already at the TK's drawing they used, he's as coked up as you can possible imagine in comic form

It's a shame the timing prevented Storm vs. May 2 from being included. The Toni Storm fukkery for that interview

 

[Norrin Radd]