The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

[BlaccSunrise]

Was thinking earlier & had some thoughts on All In. Of course there is plenty of discussion regarding the death riders storyline & how it has affected things for the length of Mox reign. I know many want it to end, of course not like it's been a complete disaster.

And I also know some say that the title should or will go to Darby, or that Hangman needs to win.

But what if they go in a completely opposite direction? Wonder what the reaction would be like. Not saying like Mox retaining but Hangman nor Darbyv walking out as champ. We don't know who else is in the gauntlet match & it would have to be either a face or a heel, depending if either Mox or Hangman wins & they do something after the match. Well actually a heel is more likely to do it during the match like Christian.

But we do know MJF is in the match. What would be the odds & overall sentiment if after Hangman wins the title after a long fought Texas Deathmatch that MJF cashes in if he wins the gauntlet, or any other potential winner?

Does TK have the balls to give one of his big face wrestlers a huge moment with a title win just to have it taken away moments after? What impact could that have on the shows & overall going forward? Is there even another face they could use that isn't Darby for a shocking tittle win? Guess we will have to wait and see but that thought crossed my mind. Gonna be interesting to see how it plays out.

For pure fuccery purposes, imma need MJF to win the gauntlet and cash in the same night.

Mox beats Hangman and retains. Entire crowd starts booing, crying, and throwing trash in the ring. Klan Riders try to end Hangman's career, but Hurt Syndicate pops up to fight off Klan Riders to clear a path for the big nose Jew. MJF cashes in and wins the Big Burberry Belt again. The crowd explodes after that briefcase is finally opened.

 

[avon barksdale]

For pure fuccery purposes, imma need MJF to win the gauntlet and cash in the same night.

Mox beats Hangman and retains. Entire crowd starts booing, crying, and throwing trash in the ring. Klan Riders try to end Hangman's career, but Hurt Syndicate pops up to fight off Klan Riders to clear a path for the big nose Jew. MJF cashes in and wins the Big Burberry Belt again. The crowd explodes after that briefcase is finally opened.

Darby winning after both kills each other in the death match

 

[Brad Piff]

For pure fuccery purposes, imma need MJF to win the gauntlet and cash in the same night.

Mox beats Hangman and retains. Entire crowd starts booing, crying, and throwing trash in the ring. Klan Riders try to end Hangman's career, but Hurt Syndicate pops up to fight off Klan Riders to clear a path for the big nose Jew. MJF cashes in and wins the Big Burberry Belt again. The crowd explodes after that briefcase is finally opened.

so you want the black man to do the jews’ bidding

the same jew who dumped alcohol on a black child

jew gets the aew championship and bobby lashley stuck in a shyt tag division smh

 

[Jim Cornette]

Top shelf milk

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

For pure fuccery purposes, imma need MJF to win the gauntlet and cash in the same night.

Mox beats Hangman and retains. Entire crowd starts booing, crying, and throwing trash in the ring. Klan Riders try to end Hangman's career, but Hurt Syndicate pops up to fight off Klan Riders to clear a path for the big nose Jew. MJF cashes in and wins the Big Burberry Belt again. The crowd explodes after that briefcase is finally opened.

Seek help

 

[TheAlbionist]

Darby winning after both kills each other in the death match

I was all aboard the Darby train for the longest, but even with him seemingly home in time the Hangman story is just too good for me now. Darby should absolutely come out and kickflip off a DR's face though.

 

[avon barksdale]

 

[BlaccSunrise]

so you want the black man to do the jews’ bidding

the same jew who dumped alcohol on a black child

jew gets the aew championship and bobby lashley stuck in a shyt tag division smh

MVP was the main one who wanted the Jew in the group

Seems like everything is going according to plan

 

[8WON6]

which one of yall stole these people packages?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

which one of yall stole these people packages?

All In tickets not going to pay themselves

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

That’s what you got to do once AEW tacks on tax, shipping, and handling on an online merch order. Go from a retail price of $35 for a shirt and a sticker to $50 by the time you get to checkout.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

That’s what you got to do once AEW tacks on tax, shipping, and handling on an online merch order. Go from a retail price of $35 for a shirt and a sticker to $50 by the time you get to checkout.

You confessing?

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

You confessing?

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Gonna leave you in a room with Detective Eddie Kingston for an hour. Bet you'll be singing a different tune.

 

[TheAlbionist]

which one of yall stole these people packages?

Good tactic low-key... security guards know to run a mile when they see the AEW logo.