The lil angry midget incel from the bagel shop now saying that bytches are throwing the p*ssy at him

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    The chip-on-his-shoulder Long Island bagel shop customer whose viral rant about dating turned into a brawl is going back for another bite, he told The Post on Thursday.

    “They just invited me over for a free bagel,” claims Chris Morgan, a 45-year-old Bay Shore cleaning business owner.

    Morgan said his phone has rung nonstop after he was caught on camera Wednesday morning at the local Bagel Boss location, where he was lashing out over being repeatedly rejected by women because of his 5-foot stature.

    “My phone is blowing up like the president,” Morgan told The Post. “I haven’t even got to my friends.”

    And Morgan says the rant seen ’round the world has suddenly changed his luck with the ladies. “I got girls hitting on me I don’t even know,” he said.



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    Women love clout

    And he had a lil 15min fams lol

    Wow at that marketing plan by him

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    Elliot Rodger has girls on him, not that surprising

     
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    Well bagel dude did it better because he’s still alive and didn’t have to kill anyone. I hope little man eats out here.
     
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    The planet has too many people people find a lane put up Wilt numbers :wow:
     
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    Bullshyt
     
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    The spin :banderas:
     
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    She would not have given him the time of day if he was still alive.
     

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