Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[BillBanneker]

Damn I hate moving, buying new shyt.

 

[The ADD]

I feel the Christmas shopping plan coming together already

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I didn't think that this was thread-worthy, but I still wanted to post somewhere.

I really need to get off this bitterness shyt. What's the point of being bitter? So what, I was burned in the past by some chick who didn't care about me enough to take me into account when she was acting like a floozy. How long can I be pissed off about it? So yeah, I probably won't be getting married or having a family, but I also guess that I don't need to be a dikk about it. If I don't internalize hurt, I won't be spreading it around, right?

Buddha was walking into the city market one day and near the city entrance an old bitter man was sitting on a box glaring at Buddha, who carried a bright smile on his face. At the sight of him this old man started cursing Buddha up and down, left right and center, telling him how pretentious he was, how much better he thought he was and how he did nothing worthy of the air he breathed in this world. But Buddha simply smiled and kept on walking to the market to get what he needed.

The Next day Buddha returned to the market and once again that old man was there, this time his cursing intensified, screaming and yelling at Buddha as he walked by, cursing his mother, cursing his father and everyone else in his life.

This went on for the rest of the week and finally as the Buddha was leaving the market the man came up to him, as his curiousity had simply gotten the best of him. “Buddha, every day you come here smiling and every day I curse your name, I curse your family and everything you believe in” the old man says ” but every day you enter this city with a smile knowing that I await you with my harsh tongue, and everyday you leave through the same entrance with that same smile. I know by speaking to you now that you are not deaf, why do you keep on smiling while I do nothing but scream the worst things I can think of to your face?”

Buddha, with the same smile still on his face looks at the old man and asks “If I were to bring you a gift tomorrow morning all wrapped up in a beautiful box would you accept it?” to which the old man replies “Absolutely not, I would take nothing from the likes of you!”. “Ah ha” the Buddha replies “Well if I were to offer you this gift and you were to refuse then who would this gift belong to?”. “It would still belong to you of course” answers the old man. “And so the same goes with your anger, when I choose not to accept your gift of anger , does it not then remain your own?”

 

[Atlrocafella]

Real shyt. I hate tardiness. Be somewhere at the time I tell you to fukking be there

 

[muse]

anybody wanna give me a stupid made up product i can sell that will make life easier for people. i will then record it and upload it on my empty youtube page. preciate it handshake

https://www.youtube.com/user/ladydoe89/videos?flow=grid&view=0

 

[Malta]

Some chick on twitter that I know chastising people for buying Iphones instead of donating to Redcross, and went out of her way to take a pic of her $10 donation That's a nice gesture and all, but when you have to go out of your way to show how amazing you are for donating and how wicked everyone else is, it kind of loses value.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[R.O. Double]

Got put on FEMA duty for the next 3 day in NJ and NY. I want the money but i don't want the headache.

 

[Blown Moon]

That awkward moment when you lick your lips and a dude walks by and makes eye contact.

 

[Atlrocafella]

She got a ring on that wedding finger yet?

 

[R.O. Double]

My homie posted on facebook that he bout the go watch "The nikka with metal hands".

 

[ComputersPutin]

-15 minutes away..Calls girl and tells her im outside-

-pulls up soon as she steps out-

 

[Atlrocafella]

Man Atlantic Station stay having sexy ass women on the scene

 

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[PortCityProphet]

i just told my girl i wanna marry her i gotta stop gettin caught in the moment