Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Buckeye Fever]

There was this foreign exchange student from Switzerland back in high school, who was friends with this girl. He was a nice dude. Real polite. Too polite if he wanted that girl he was after. I told him he has to be more aggressive and to the point.

We're all at the lunch table, and he's sitting there all quiet, then all of a sudden, he looks at her and burst out "I VON TO FOCK"

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

fukk it, where are you?

At home about to take a nap.

I got a hair appointment in a few hours so if you plan to pull up you better make it fast!

 

[ModestMo]

That's what I try to tell @ModestMo but she with that fukk shyt.

well clearly I won't get that from you so I'll have to look elsewhere

 

[Elle Driver]

God is good!

 

[TheLostOnes]

 

[TheLostOnes]

I really don't wanna move to the East Coast. It's so wack. Its nasty and the air smells like piss.

That's why your butt stank. Go take a shower with your stank self
#BeastCoast

 

[SuperGrizzy]

well clearly I won't get that from you so I'll have to look elsewhere

What do you mean clearly?

When have I done anything that says otherwise?

 

[BigMan]

I haven't gotten drunk in a loooooooooong time. Right now might be a good time

bish there's a hurricane coming

 

[BigMan]

I really don't wanna move to the East Coast. It's so wack. Its nasty and the air smells like piss.

think Manhattan is the whole East Coast brehettes

 

[BigMan]

 

[Kasgoinjail]

So the new powerpuff girl is black!?!?!?

God is real

 

[Princess Coco]

bish there's a hurricane coming

Thats why i need to get drunk.

 

[TheLostOnes]

No

Thats why i need to get drunk.

 

[TheLostOnes]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Holy fukking shyt

WOW, the balls on Trey and Matt