Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[William F. Russell]

Parents, please watch who you leave your children around.

 

[Eddie_1100]

It's Friday

I do got a job

And I ain't got shyt to do



I'm bout to get high

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I was walking, he stopped me. I thought he was a tourist who needed help so I stopped. He said he thought I was his friend I said " Sorry I'm not. " He kept on talking, I told him I had stuff to do. He proposed to give me a ride. I said " No thanks. ". He proposed a second time. I refused. A third. A fourth time. And the fifth time just so he could leave me the fukk alone, I said " Ok, fine. ". It was super hot anyway and I didn't really think anything could go wrong.

But now I've learned my lesson.​

Mane if u ever get in a stranger car
Esp a cracka
Esp a male cracka
Car again I'm handle u


U could be locked in a storage unit 3 states away right now


Please don't do that gah damm

 

[BigMan]

HE WOULD'VE BEEN A DUMBASS CRIMINAL THEN. HOW DO YOU TAKE A GIRL IN YOUR CAR RIGHT IN FRONT OF AN HOSPITAL WITH SO MANY EYE WITNESSES AND POLICE OFFICERS STANDING EVERYWHERE JUST TO KILL HER.

HOW DO YOU GIVE THE GIRL YOU'RE ABOUT TO KILL YOUR PHONE NUMBER, WHEN THE POLICE CAN CONTACT HER PHONE SERVICE AND SEE THAT THE LAST PERSON SHE CALLED WAS YOU.

DUMB CRIMINALS. DUMB CRIMINALS EVERYWHERE.

ALSO DANM THE WAY YOU ACT LIKE YOU'D GIVE A fukk IF I DIED IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS.​

YOURE RIGHT I WOULDN"T CARE IF YOU DIED

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[BigMan]

"Whether she was calling them ugly or questioning their sexuality,"

ladies yall need to step up your insult games. every female insult is either 1)youre gay 2)you get no p*ssy 3)youre ugly

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

Mane if u ever get in a stranger car
Esp a cracka
Esp a male cracka
Car again I'm handle u


U could be locked in a storage unit 3 states away right now


Please don't do that gah damm

Well from what I've seen we've never had serial killers here.



However my mother did tell me about this story where Carribean girls were being kidnapped and sent to Europe..




Life just got 100% creepier.


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[Broad Street Bully]

Girbuads comeback season

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Well from what I've seen we've never had serial killers here.



However my mother did tell me about this story where Carribean girls were being kidnapped and sent to Europe..




Life just got 100% creepier.


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When I was in college me and my girlfriend found her sister dead body
She was stabbed over 60 times


People are fukking sick

 

[Aphrodite]

You mean to tell me there was another female rap artist that came into the game before Lil' Kim that introduce the "rauchy" sex appeal style? Never heard of her until you dropped those links. Interesting. I don't remember see her at all then again I ain't start listening to rap until 12.

Yup. lol Choice was the 1st. Then H.W.A. and BWP. Then LeShaun ("Doin it" with LL Cool J), then Lil' Kim, then Foxy Brown.

 

[William F. Russell]

If you pay attention to how social media treats Trump and how Twitter treats straight black men, you'd be lying through your teeth if you said that you don't see the similarities.

 

[全能の神]

Too many white people in one room. Got me feeling hella nervous

 

[ill_will82]

Yup. lol Choice was the 1st. Then H.W.A. and BWP. Then LeShaun ("Doin it" with LL Cool J), then Lil' Kim, then Foxy Brown.

So that's the one who was signing in the background at the end of "Doin It"... I didn't know all these ppl came before Foxy/Kim.