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I know that feel.

Got in an argument with some family members over them saying c00n shyt
Moms thanking god about me having her complexion instead of my fathers (ye he's dark skinned)

Grandmother throwing shade on my gf because she has "nappy hair"

Gf talking about how white men getting more and more interesting (yeah she caught mad flak for that but I'll elaborate at a later time)

Uncle praising his/our Danish ancestory waay too much.

Man I'm fukkin purtubed right now.
 

BujuBoombastic

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She threw mi in the bushes because I never call her when I'm a busy man. Why can't most women understand this? I fukked up. :mjcry:
 

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I was watching john wick last night after having relations. And a dude in the movie had to basically give up his son to be murked. Chick was like what would you do in that situation I said "have my son killed" :birdman:
She said "wow your own son?"
Me-"yep":birdman:
Her-"we just had sex what if I got pregnant?"
Me-" then I'd kill the baby and you. I don't want no kids":birdman:
Her-"seriously? You joking right?":pachaha:
Me-"dead serious" :birdman:
Her-:unsure:
 

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The houston carribean parade is done.

@MilesTailsPrower If you was there I was the dude holding the banner with the chick in front of the truck.
 
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