Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Chubbs]

This older man told me today that one day I am going to make somebody a lot of money one day, I asked him why and he said I make people feel like they're at home (im a bartender). Made me feel good on both ends.

How hard is bartending? Idk how y’all be remembering all those mixed drinks

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

How hard is bartending? Idk how y’all be remembering all those mixed drinks

As hard as you make it...

 

[PortCityProphet]

Driving with hands at 10 and 2 is so weird. I don't see how people do it. I can't. So uncomfortable

 

[Arcavian]

My friend at work wants me to ask out this girl but I honestly don't know. Am I ready to get my heart broken again?

nikka


ask her out, you have nothing to lose


The worst you can get is a no

 

[Chubbs]

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Voodoo Paul is a dog, one you do not trust
You leave your drink around me,
Believe your drink gonna get drunk up
You leave your girl around me,
And she bet she gonna get fukked

 

[PortCityProphet]

I love posting on snapchat. Surprised I haven't gotten fired for the shyt I talk on there.
I'm taking applications for followers but it's a very selective club

 

[Gully Bull]

My friend at work wants me to ask out this girl but I honestly don't know. Am I ready to get my heart broken again?

No matter what ..you're doing gods work to dispel the myth of Canadian brahs being soft

 

[dappadonna]

Bruv , why would you reduce the seating area in the barbershop ? 3 chairs for customers

 

[A1aaa]

 

[BigMan]

lol caesars is completely garbage even worse than papa johns

 

[Standing on business]

So you say you're in your prime, baby don't waste your time, remember my love, it's only a thin line.

Late 90's and early 00's gave us a lot of great music like this

 

[Buckeye Fever]

If Friday was released in 2017, Hollyweird would probably want Debbie to be a tranny in the script.

*Deebo slaps Debbie*

*Ice Cube comes to the defense of Debbie and pushes Deebo*

"nikka, THAT'S A SHEMALE!"

 

[BigMan]

NWA is fukking good

 

[levitate]

I love posting on snapchat. Surprised I haven't gotten fired for the shyt I talk on there.
I'm taking applications for followers but it's a very selective club

Send out GPS coordinates of hidden air bases to North Korea, brehs.

**Reported to General Mattis**

**Reported to President Trump**