Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[GoGetMyDamnBelt_]

Wish I was a drinker I think I deserve some hard vodka

 

[Xerces]

So I just got off the the phone with a 35 mother of 3. ( I haven't met this woman in person nor spoke with her on the phone, just exchanged some texts here n there)

Before I she told me she had 3 kids, she told me that she felt we had a connection . I then promptly asked her how?

Seeing as we have never met each other or haven't even talked on the phone, she said she just " felt" something

I then told her I wasn't interested in getting into a relationship with a woman with 2 or 3 kids. She asked why, I said I'm spontaneous, and when I want to go do something, I want to be able to go do it.

And she said that when I have kids, I'm not going to be able to do that, to which I responded " yea I understand that being the case when I'm married, but not in the dating phase" to which she said she had no answer for.

Then she said well she had a good support system, and that I wouldn't be seeing the kids like that, to which I responded that is smart, however you do realize the natural progression of us getting into a serious relationship would be me becoming a father figure of sorts to them? To which she responded " well you're right there, I have no answer there"

so things started becoming stupid akward, and I was like if you want to hang out on some friends and take a break type junk, you know I would be cool with that, but I told her you are friends zone status, she said WHAT? I was like yea you are friend zone status. She was like this has never happened to me . I was on the verge of saying, like it was on the tip of my tongue to say " well there is a first time for everything" but I held it together why I

I don't understand why I was having to these things to a 35 year old

 

[Rymas]

it feels incredible being the prime of example of how the male species should exist for your ethnicity

 

[Prynce]

I went on a destructive path for 2 years. I'm finally back to a good space. I didn't like the man I was becoming. I had to put a stop to it and change my ways.

 

[The M.I.C.]

This shutdown happened for a reason just like Trump's presidency, now they about to release them FISA memos. Brick by fukking brick, the goal is to dismantle the country. Y'all nikkas were warned.

I said in that Hillary is dying thread that one of ops was to diminish the prestige and power of the U.S. Government and reveal that most of our politicians are corrupt. Y'all think I'm bullshyttin, I know too many people on the square to be talking hot air.

 

[DarlingNikki]

I have no idea what you’re talking about, I’ve been soul searching for months. That L was harsh.

 

[Prynce]

 

[Prynce]

 

[iBrowse]

I have no idea what you’re talking about, I’ve been soul searching for months. That L was harsh.

I think you should check out this link:
Cognitive Distortion

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

 

[Mac Brown]

This Harlem thing is still funny to y’all huh?

I've been meaning to ask........where did you get your fat ass potato avi?

And why?

 

[Akae Beka]

Been cleaning up my house with the wife. She turns on BET.

MADEA Christmas is playing



Straight horrible and underlying tones are

 

[DarlingNikki]

I think you should check out this link:
Cognitive Distortion

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

So are you saying you aren’t an excellent bowler?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@stomachlines @Otis Kane Jr.

 

[I love Latina women]

@stomachlines @Otis Kane Jr.

Funky! Classic shyt right there

 

[Recca Gatsby]