Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

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that footwork

 

[PortCityProphet]

Commando's fun sometimes but comfy boxers

Commando is fun all the time when the weather is right:drewmad:

 

[PortCityProphet]

Yo, we should be friends. We'd be like the black gender diverse version of the Hang Over crew. @Otis Kane Jr. I'm not going in, I promise cuhh, LOL I really do want a black turn up crew. I'm tired of being the only one who wakes up naked in a swimming pool, in a city I've never been in while looking for something to smoke, and realizing I'm bleeding a lot.

You need a short unpredictable wild card on the team?

 

[BigMan]

Why y’all aint tell me about Smino Anitta

 

[PortCityProphet]

I'm bout to fall asleep while driving and crash this company car



My eyes are so heavy

 

[Atlrocafella]

I know girls like to talk, but got damn, some girls just don’t know when to shut the hell up

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

The cheerleader chick came and stayed with me yesterday


She still here



Nutted 6 times

She so fukking cool
She started out kinda stuck up



Had sex with my ex last Thursday


She texted me last night. "Wyd?"
I didn' reply


I am conflicted as fukk

I miss my ex and wanna work shyt out

But this new chick so fun
And I don' want to put her on hold and risk losing her if me n the ex don' get back together




I took the condom off too

 

[Blackout]

And I don' want to put her on hold

 

[OneTimeforTheMind]

cant and wont save these hoes

Know when to cut them off

 

[Cynic]

R.Kelly is the GOAT sex music

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

I've encountered too many weirdos in the span of 15 minutes. I'm staying home today.

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[BigTyme Records]

Those AT&T "Your Thing" commericals are annoying as fukk to me......and I don't know why

 

[Orange cream shake]

The cheerleader chick came and stayed with me yesterday


She still here



Nutted 6 times

She so fukking cool
She started out kinda stuck up



Had sex with my ex last Thursday


She texted me last night. "Wyd?"
I didn' reply


I am conflicted as fukk

I miss my ex and wanna work shyt out

But this new chick so fun
And I don' want to put her on hold and risk losing her if me n the ex don' get back together




I took the condom off too

Smh. Stay single, you not ready or haven’t found the right chick. Shame on you for taking the condom off but I can’t talk. My husband hasn’t used a condom since 08.

 

[Orange cream shake]

I still haven’t packed my bag for the hospital . I’m so tired and crampy and hungry. I swear my stomach has shot out 3 inches in a week and it’s pulling at my back and other ligaments.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Smh. Stay single, you not ready or haven’t found the right chick. Shame on you for taking the condom off but I can’t talk. My husband hasn’t used a condom since 08.

She gave me permission to take it off

I didn't nut in her

Pulled out each time


I'm def not staying single


Either getting back with ex n jumping the broom or moving on with this chick