Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Buckeye Fever]

This bum came up to me and was like "Sir, I don't mean to be a nuisance, but do you have any change?"


I was like "no", but "I'm impressed with you using the word 'nuisance', which you definitely are being", and I placed a gold star on his shirt.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Why do people who suck at self checkout insist on using self checkout

 

[Ribbs]

I'm at the age now whenever I watch a movie or TV show with a sex scene, I'm quick to fast forward it. Nekkid bodies is cool and all but get back to the story.

 

[ba'al]

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[Samson]

My foot started swelling up last night. WebMD help me realize it's athletes foot. My foot is still swollen, but it has gone down, and now I'm getting a fever. I haven't been to church in a month; was planning on going Sunday. I swear the devil is messing with me

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

 

[Esco]

Work outside in a jacket all week while in the sun with only your hands and face getting tan

 

[ba'al]

That smiley look so demonic

@BlackPearl The Empress hey big head

 

[ba'al]

just seen this old cac jamming partynextdoor recognize. Singing it word for word.

 

[Blackout]

just seen this old cac jamming partynextdoor recognize. Singing it word for word.

Probably got into it from being a sugar daddy to a female c00n.

 

[ba'al]

Probably a sugar daddy to a female c00n.

Damn Bruh you was right. yo ass must be out here too and must've seen that nikka. She light skin could be here pops though

 

[I love Latina women]

Jessica Chastain is currently in my top 3

 

[Ol’Otis]

Had to switch my cologne up
Way too many dusty hood nikkas wearing my old shyt

 

[smokeurobinson]

@West Coast Avenger

Pay close attention to the chorus of this song.