So my female co worker who casually flirts with me all the time mistakenly sends me a text message about men with big "dikks"
Then apologizes and say's she didn't mean to and she's not sure what was on her mind.

10 mins later i get a call from another co-worker who admittedly I've been feeling for months but A) she's a baby and B) I've had my eye on someone else. Asked me if I want to go out and get drinks this weekend.
Seems like people have been talking.... I need some new pants or something man


10 mins later i get a call from another co-worker who admittedly I've been feeling for months but A) she's a baby and B) I've had my eye on someone else. Asked me if I want to go out and get drinks this weekend.

Seems like people have been talking.... I need some new pants or something man
