Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

I might pull some JBO shyt today if none of my sides come through. #GIRB

 

[Regine Hunter]

Some of y’all need a fukkin hug or something.

 

[Kings County]

when im sad i dont play no sad music i play my hood symphonies





bouta smoke today skressed

 

[TheLostOnes]

I'm a "major nut" because I didn't come in and "man up" today and come in despite almost running on fumes. nikka...I been "manning up before you got here" and have only called out a total of 4 times since I've been at this job. Don't try me

 

[Skooby]

@bdizzle and @marcuz really 86’d their coli accounts

A lot of good brehs don't post anymore.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

My roster booming



Newest is the 28 yr old
5'2 petite
But a hidden bubble gum booty

Cute as hell
Former college track star

Her mama only 43 doe



Currently bout to add 3 more to the roster


Being chocolate with a beard
Built like a nfl linebacker gots its privilege

 

[Zero]

Today’s Savings
$36.00
Product Total
$143.95

:boshdistressed:

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

So.. My most liked tweet is a picture of my face .. ? Eye see how it is.​

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

My little brother lost his wallet outside a GameStop last night, his debit card, license and social security card was in there.

Around 10:30 last night a woman messaged him on Facebook that she found the wallet while working uber eats, looked him up on Facebook and saw the same person in his profile pic that's on the license. She dropped it off about 45 mins ago.

Life is funny like that sometimes.

 

[staticshock]

Brehs

How do you get over the flu?! I never had this shyt before I feel like I’m bout to fukkin die

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

You might roll dubs, you might have cheese but so what nikka get on your knees.


The finest poetry.

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

You gots to be a special kinda ain't shyt ass nikka to be getting slushed at the bar at 4 in the afternoon. Got the whole bus stankin

:brehcorrectyourself:

 

[Ol’Otis]

You might roll dubs, you might have cheese but so what nikka get on your knees.


The finest poetry.

#NoCunninlingus 2019