Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rue]

Come here

Makes me happy to see others happy, happy tears

 

[Bless't]

My girl is the first one ever to cook for me and even though it was basic it was done in an immaculate fashion

An omelet with spinach, mushrooms and cheddar cheese w/ a side of watermelon and wheat toast. The presentation, taste and consistency was

I can get used to this shyt bruh.

 

[iBrowse]

I wish I could find a gif that captures the "holy shyt she for real " feeling and expression when she does and/or says some shyt that's perfect

 

[Yinny]

DJ Khaled has me wanting a snapchat to witness the glory in person

They don't want you to have lunch

 

[patscorpio]

its going to be 60 degrees tomorrow....in december? in the Northeast?

 

[Beerus]

Pull up hoe.

Shut your Bigot ass up

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

My future.

Okay, don't be so oblique. What about your future? What's the word "future" mean to you? A month? A year? 5 years?

Where are you at in life right now?

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Might finally have my own place again next week

Fingers crossed

 

[Hood Critic]

just got the official number for the year end bonus

 

[PortCityProphet]

its going to be 60 degrees tomorrow....in december? in the Northeast?

But global warming ain't real tho

 

[The BasedFather]

My hair is getting longer. Feels like I'm about to go Super Saiyan

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

just had an odd networking session earlier
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I went to the local shipping place(mom n pop shop)
so i walk in and this old white lady is helping me
she's like
"oh you have my son's name, a good biblical name"
-then she spends 5 mins talking about other names she thought of naming him

then a black lady and her get into talking bout the lord and scripture

i was just standing there like so can we get my box sent off or not

then this old white dude jump in and start saying random shyt
asking me questions and shyt

then he says
"you look like you were in the military"

i was like yeah i was

then he just ask me all about where i was stationed and shyt
and what i do now

so then this dude was like

"you ever thought about working for Raytheon?"

i was like yeah i applied numerous times but never heard back

then this dude was like "i been working for raytheon for 30yrs"
then he talks to me about some wild ass shyt they are working on
-like working with subcntractors to get hackers from the group anonymous to divert their efforts towards Isis
-told me about how the Chinese have these nanobugs that they launch in space that attach to American equipment and drain the power from it and how they are working on something to counter it

then this dude gets a sheet of paper and writes down a bunch of names and numbers for contacts at raytheon


dude's work title is Principal Configuration Analyst-
also gave me his business card

this dude might have me working with the cyber space division


who knows


and it started off me being irritated inside a shipping store

 

[patscorpio]

finished with my year end review at work

at the glowing comments i received
at my raise
at me being in line for a promotion (if certain events currently going on in upper management go down)

my hard work paid off this year...def going to celebrate about this tomorrow on my day off

 

[PortCityProphet]

Sitting up in the house watch hgtv all day with mom got a nikka wanting to flip a house, like I know something about remodeling

 

[PortCityProphet]

-told me about how the Chinese have these nanobugs that they launch in space that attach to American equipment and drain the power from it and how they are working on something to counter it

This some Marvel Avenger supervillian shyt